Today, I downloaded a movie that I already own on DVD, because I was feeling too lazy to get up and fetch it from the living room. I think I've hit rock bottom. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got so bored that I ordered my DVD drawer from awesomest to non-awesomest. I need a life. FML
Today, my laziness got so bad, I downloaded an app and spent 10 minutes configuring it to work with my TV and cable box, just so I wouldn't have to get up and grab the remote. FML
Today, I hit rock bottom; I watched one of those shitty infomercial channels, without even being forced into it at gunpoint. Even worse is that I practically creamed myself over a damn fruit juicer, all because it was 50% off and I could actually afford it. FML
Today, I found out my old DVD player is jealous of my Blu-ray player. It fell from the top of my closet and hit me in the head. FML
Today, I bought "Angus, thongs and perfect snogging" on DVD. FML
Today, someone broke into my house. They stole my TV, DVD player and a few DVDs. However they only took about 2 out of 100 DVDs. Apparently that's how bad my taste is in movies. FML
Today, my friend had invited me to his home for a movie night with another friend. I had to decline because I have prior plans. He then revealed that they only wanted me there so I could bring DVDs, but "don't worry, we'll find something on Netflix to watch instead." FML
Today, I made a half-hour bike ride to the movie store, only to realize I'd forgotten my money. I made the ride back home, grabbed my money, went back to the store, paid, then made a second ride home. I got home exhausted, and opened the case. They gave me the wrong movie. FML
Today, I had to leave the movie theater early because I couldn't fit in the chairs. I guess I'll see it when it comes out on DVD. FML
Today, our internet is down so I told my daughter to watch a DVD instead. She looked at me dead in the face and asked what a DVD was. To think I even remember VHS tapes. Damn I’m getting old. FML
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Top comments
UberNova 18
You realise that you have hit rock bottom but sound like you do not intend to act differently, you get not sympathy from me.
rocker_chick105 31
You can download a movie without it being illegal.
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Comments (117)
outoftown 27
Translation: I have more money than sense. What was that saying about a fool and his money?
LarryLaDouche 13
Something about catching fish right?
lishajoy777 14
I found someone lazier than myself????? take that mother! telling me to get a job...
MsConfusedd 27
I'd like to hear one, ONE, valid reason why you didn't deserve that.
infamoushack 10
Did you atleast download it in HD? :)
Catkam623 27
When your too lazy to get up and grab your movie so you download it instead that's rock bottom.
RpiesSPIES 27
You read the FML, too? I must say I am quite impressed... Into my chair cushion.
OneGirlsLife 20
You are now leaving bikini bottom.
alwayswinning123 7
Wow-_- people now-a-days
disGRUNTled123 2
Do something with your life join the marines I promise you you won't be lazy anymore
wdthompson1 18
Oh yeah, because I've never met any lazy Marines. Lol
BntyHntrSeattle 30
12- I don't think that was the point ;)
perdix 31
You managed to get an FML published. That's better than some of us :( You could rationalize your decision saying that you didn't want your DVD to get scratched (blissfully ignoring that a DVD uses a laser, not a needle to play.)