Today, I downloaded a movie that I already own on DVD, because I was feeling too lazy to get up and fetch it from the living room. I think I've hit rock bottom. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got so bored that I ordered my DVD drawer from awesomest to non-awesomest. I need a life. FML
Today, my laziness got so bad, I downloaded an app and spent 10 minutes configuring it to work with my TV and cable box, just so I wouldn't have to get up and grab the remote. FML
Today, I hit rock bottom; I watched one of those shitty infomercial channels, without even being forced into it at gunpoint. Even worse is that I practically creamed myself over a damn fruit juicer, all because it was 50% off and I could actually afford it. FML
Today, I found out my old DVD player is jealous of my Blu-ray player. It fell from the top of my closet and hit me in the head. FML
Today, I bought "Angus, thongs and perfect snogging" on DVD. FML
Today, someone broke into my house. They stole my TV, DVD player and a few DVDs. However they only took about 2 out of 100 DVDs. Apparently that's how bad my taste is in movies. FML
Today, my friend had invited me to his home for a movie night with another friend. I had to decline because I have prior plans. He then revealed that they only wanted me there so I could bring DVDs, but "don't worry, we'll find something on Netflix to watch instead." FML
Today, I made a half-hour bike ride to the movie store, only to realize I'd forgotten my money. I made the ride back home, grabbed my money, went back to the store, paid, then made a second ride home. I got home exhausted, and opened the case. They gave me the wrong movie. FML
Today, I had to leave the movie theater early because I couldn't fit in the chairs. I guess I'll see it when it comes out on DVD. FML
Today, our internet is down so I told my daughter to watch a DVD instead. She looked at me dead in the face and asked what a DVD was. To think I even remember VHS tapes. Damn I’m getting old. FML
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Top comments
UberNova 18
You realise that you have hit rock bottom but sound like you do not intend to act differently, you get not sympathy from me.
rocker_chick105 31
You can download a movie without it being illegal.
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Comments (117)
eaglerob 20
Living the dream
akiahara 14
I hope you didn't pay for it twice.
jjmiller1001 17
does this mean when your having a massive heart attack, you will be to lazy to call 911, if you have to get up for the phone that is?
yeongji 31
You think? You mean, you have. Chances are you submitted this FML on your computer (and have not moved from the seat since the moment you started downloading the movie and did who knows what in between).
Freezedude 12
I've been there. I know how you feel..
Satoaoi 13
well got damn
qwerty___89 6
That's just sad
r_bruce69 19
You can't really complain about something you did and chose to do...
hordriss 14
Man, even I'm not that lazy and I'm seriously overweight.
interesting33 37
being overweight has nothing or very little to do with being lazy I think. But the way you wrote this - you sir, are funny :)
andyyroxx 20
Both lazy and fat people may enjoy popcorn. Popcorn doesn't necessarily make one fat. Not all popcorn is butter laden. Stahp.