Today, I downloaded a movie that I already own on DVD, because I was feeling too lazy to get up and fetch it from the living room. I think I've hit rock bottom. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got so bored that I ordered my DVD drawer from awesomest to non-awesomest. I need a life. FML
Today, my laziness got so bad, I downloaded an app and spent 10 minutes configuring it to work with my TV and cable box, just so I wouldn't have to get up and grab the remote. FML
Today, I hit rock bottom; I watched one of those shitty infomercial channels, without even being forced into it at gunpoint. Even worse is that I practically creamed myself over a damn fruit juicer, all because it was 50% off and I could actually afford it. FML
Today, I found out my old DVD player is jealous of my Blu-ray player. It fell from the top of my closet and hit me in the head. FML
Today, I bought "Angus, thongs and perfect snogging" on DVD. FML
Today, someone broke into my house. They stole my TV, DVD player and a few DVDs. However they only took about 2 out of 100 DVDs. Apparently that's how bad my taste is in movies. FML
Today, my friend had invited me to his home for a movie night with another friend. I had to decline because I have prior plans. He then revealed that they only wanted me there so I could bring DVDs, but "don't worry, we'll find something on Netflix to watch instead." FML
Today, I made a half-hour bike ride to the movie store, only to realize I'd forgotten my money. I made the ride back home, grabbed my money, went back to the store, paid, then made a second ride home. I got home exhausted, and opened the case. They gave me the wrong movie. FML
Today, I had to leave the movie theater early because I couldn't fit in the chairs. I guess I'll see it when it comes out on DVD. FML
Today, our internet is down so I told my daughter to watch a DVD instead. She looked at me dead in the face and asked what a DVD was. To think I even remember VHS tapes. Damn I’m getting old. FML
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Top comments
UberNova 18
You realise that you have hit rock bottom but sound like you do not intend to act differently, you get not sympathy from me.
rocker_chick105 31
You can download a movie without it being illegal.
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Comments (117)
picante72 24
Murica. Land of the free and ultra lazy.
Sirin_fml 47
If you'll generalise an entire nation, at least make sure that nation is relevant to the FML. Or you could wire your life savings to my bank account instead. I like the second option more.
Futacy 30
Dude, OP is from France. lol fail
Iniezian 18
Actually, OP is from Israel.
DaftDude 11
You mean the staff member is from France. OP is from Israel. So, it's a fail for you
ICastillo 25
Or what is he going to do, when he needs to poo?!? It easy to just piss in a bottle, but how you going to poo?
1PersonIsMyWorld 22
Then what was the point? I thought noor was just making a funny joke about OP having to get up to get popcorn, in which I thought that's the last thing OP needs.
JadeWinter 16
If that's rock bottom, then we all have nothing to worry about.
ColbyGB 13
You can't download snacks!
Enslaved 38
Shoot! Sometimes I'll watch a movie playing on TV-- that I already OWN and suffer thought the commercials because I'm that lazy to find it and stick it in the DVD player. :P Who hasn't had lazy days? :P
HeartOfLead 24
You should try using a scooter; I hear it's all the rage fatties these days!
shutupAnderson 7
How did you muster up the energy to type up this FML?
HeartOfLead 24
Speak-and-Spell? Or maybe he has an IPhone...
lovelyleah 10
Sad bastard.
vbmg152 19
Now that's lazy!