Today, I downloaded a movie that I already own on DVD, because I was feeling too lazy to get up and fetch it from the living room. I think I've hit rock bottom. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got so bored that I ordered my DVD drawer from awesomest to non-awesomest. I need a life. FML
Today, my laziness got so bad, I downloaded an app and spent 10 minutes configuring it to work with my TV and cable box, just so I wouldn't have to get up and grab the remote. FML
Today, I hit rock bottom; I watched one of those shitty infomercial channels, without even being forced into it at gunpoint. Even worse is that I practically creamed myself over a damn fruit juicer, all because it was 50% off and I could actually afford it. FML
Today, I found out my old DVD player is jealous of my Blu-ray player. It fell from the top of my closet and hit me in the head. FML
Today, I bought "Angus, thongs and perfect snogging" on DVD. FML
Today, someone broke into my house. They stole my TV, DVD player and a few DVDs. However they only took about 2 out of 100 DVDs. Apparently that's how bad my taste is in movies. FML
Today, my friend had invited me to his home for a movie night with another friend. I had to decline because I have prior plans. He then revealed that they only wanted me there so I could bring DVDs, but "don't worry, we'll find something on Netflix to watch instead." FML
Today, I made a half-hour bike ride to the movie store, only to realize I'd forgotten my money. I made the ride back home, grabbed my money, went back to the store, paid, then made a second ride home. I got home exhausted, and opened the case. They gave me the wrong movie. FML
Today, I had to leave the movie theater early because I couldn't fit in the chairs. I guess I'll see it when it comes out on DVD. FML
Today, our internet is down so I told my daughter to watch a DVD instead. She looked at me dead in the face and asked what a DVD was. To think I even remember VHS tapes. Damn I’m getting old. FML
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Top comments
UberNova 18
You realise that you have hit rock bottom but sound like you do not intend to act differently, you get not sympathy from me.
rocker_chick105 31
You can download a movie without it being illegal.
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Comments (117)
noelasis94 18
Eminem has a song called rock bottom if you feel down give it a shot but then again he also has a song called cum on everybody
ratatat234 4
There's a lot of negative comments... Maybe op is just having one of those days where it's hard to even get out of bed. Most of us have had them
fuzz97 23
I'm pretty sure I've done that at least once
99megster 15
I hate these types of FMLs, where people just complain about something that they did. Do they expect us to be like, "Aww poor you OP! It's not your fault you're so lazy!"?! Seriously, if you realize you did something stupid, terrible, lazy, etc, don't post it on FML asking for sympathy! Put some effort in and change!
CptZoe 10
I seem to have missed the part of the FML where OP asked for sympathy. Maybe they just felt like sharing their story.
JuifsSontNous 1
You should go seek out a doctor or psychiatrist for clinical depression if you think you've "hit rock bottom".
toaster012 17
It's alright. The government is worse.
valerie7188 10
Wow your are truly a Lazy Ass!!
j_cat187 20
So are you gonna start wearing diapers, for it takes far too much effort to go to the bathroom?
Curtar2 18
dude really?
Pyapi 20
That must be a very good internet... I'm jealous