Today, I downloaded a movie that I already own on DVD, because I was feeling too lazy to get up and fetch it from the living room. I think I've hit rock bottom. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got so bored that I ordered my DVD drawer from awesomest to non-awesomest. I need a life. FML
Today, my laziness got so bad, I downloaded an app and spent 10 minutes configuring it to work with my TV and cable box, just so I wouldn't have to get up and grab the remote. FML
Today, I hit rock bottom; I watched one of those shitty infomercial channels, without even being forced into it at gunpoint. Even worse is that I practically creamed myself over a damn fruit juicer, all because it was 50% off and I could actually afford it. FML
Today, I found out my old DVD player is jealous of my Blu-ray player. It fell from the top of my closet and hit me in the head. FML
Today, I bought "Angus, thongs and perfect snogging" on DVD. FML
Today, someone broke into my house. They stole my TV, DVD player and a few DVDs. However they only took about 2 out of 100 DVDs. Apparently that's how bad my taste is in movies. FML
Today, my friend had invited me to his home for a movie night with another friend. I had to decline because I have prior plans. He then revealed that they only wanted me there so I could bring DVDs, but "don't worry, we'll find something on Netflix to watch instead." FML
Today, I made a half-hour bike ride to the movie store, only to realize I'd forgotten my money. I made the ride back home, grabbed my money, went back to the store, paid, then made a second ride home. I got home exhausted, and opened the case. They gave me the wrong movie. FML
Today, I had to leave the movie theater early because I couldn't fit in the chairs. I guess I'll see it when it comes out on DVD. FML
Today, our internet is down so I told my daughter to watch a DVD instead. She looked at me dead in the face and asked what a DVD was. To think I even remember VHS tapes. Damn I’m getting old. FML
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Top comments
UberNova 18
You realise that you have hit rock bottom but sound like you do not intend to act differently, you get not sympathy from me.
rocker_chick105 31
You can download a movie without it being illegal.
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Comments (117)
ohsheeshyalll 2
sounds like a tumblr user to me
lonerbitch 6
Such a lazy pirate.
jaimielynne 7
Recognition is the first step to recovery!
kinky44 28
The fact that OP downloaded a movie is not what makes this an FML. They downloaded it because they were too lazy to get up and get the physical copy of the movie.
andiw 6
Lazy pirate!
WickedWolf 11
At that point, you can start sending me money rather then wasting it. ;P
onorexveritas 24
yes, yes you have
MuseFan1991 14
i ******* love popcorn
ethereana 2
I wish I could download some coke. but I guess movie's work
jenshu 5
I like you. let's be friends