Anonymous
United States
Today, I discovered the piggy bank I made a Facebook account for has more friends than me. It has 12. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
notliked
United States
Friends?
Today, on Facebook, I realized I had over 500 friends. I told my one friend and she changed her status to, "How can Dan have over 500 Facebook friends? Nobody even likes him." It got 42 likes and twenty comments that basically said, "Agreed." FML
iamchazzi
Madison, United States
Today, I found out that my mom uses my Facebook account more than I do. FML
noname
United States
Quit while you're ahead
Today, I went on Facebook to find that my little brother had messed with my profile. He wrote on my status that I'm a piece of shit, I have no life, and several other nasty and perverted things. Underneath, it said 26 of my friends liked this. I'm new to Facebook. So far I have 26 friends. FML
TheL1nds
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Kingswood, Australia
Ghost town
Today, I checked my fake Facebook account for the first time in ages and realized that the "fake me" got more birthday greetings than the "real me." FML
GshDrnt
United States
Today, I logged on to Facebook and had 64 notifications. I thought that perhaps I was popular. But no, it was my ten year old sister, liking 64 of my pictures. FML
Facebook
United States
Poked
Today, I logged into Facebook for the first time in a month. I had only 3 new notifications, that were to tell me that the poker application I used on there "missed me" and wanted to give me 10,000 free chips. My poker app talks to me more than my friends. FML
Thanks guys
Richmond, United States
Today, I logged onto Facebook to see one of my "friends" had used my account to post a coming-out story. It had comments on it such as "I knew it!" "Finally." and "That explains so much." FML
Noname
United States
Today, I got on Facebook and realized the only two friend requests I've had in 2 months are both from my parents. FML
gotthewrongman
United States
Today, I found that my Facebook account had been hacked, and all my friends were deleted. As I tried to add them all back, Facebook reported me as a hacker for adding too many people too quickly. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I realized I have more dogs than I do friends. I have two dogs. FML
Top comments
ladybuuggy 0
..why the hell would you make a piggy bank a Facebook! someone definitely needs a life..
cole86 0
12! whooa! that's 1 more than 11
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Comments (156)
fricknugget 3
omg
SadinSherman 16
Wow why don't you add people who are friends of friends or childhood friends and if you are really desperate add your parents
Zoid27 0
Please please please stop filling up this website with this pathetic bitching of yours :/
pickle2431 0
YDI for bein so loser that you made a facebook profile for a piggy bank. like get out there and find some friends.
emilybock 0
your just stupid and retarded get out
shootdierepeat 0
maybe a little kid ?
renvy 0
That sounds like something I would do. But maybe out of boredom. ..Maybe. And the pig only has 12 friends? Oh lord, how many friends do YOU have then?
hayoudumbass 0
your a loser
attredies 2
if you're making facebook pages for a piggy bank, no wonder you have no friends. I wouldn't want to be your friend either
Zebidee 9
Maybe it's because technically, the piggy bank has more money than you?