By seanjohn268 - 29/11/2011 17:21 - Canada

Today, I discovered that you should always unplug the electric mixer before licking the beaters. FML
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kmiks411 0

Take then out of the mixer too

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horneyhic 15

Did u were a Helmit and ride the short white bus to school to?

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every1luvsboners 11

Save him a seat, tard.

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flockz 19

excuse me, but i have to go retrieve the braincells that i just lost and go slam my head against a wall.

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philipino 24

I always were Helmits. Safety is well. Derp.

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horneyhic 15

If my poor spelling and grammar made it impossible for anyone to glean my meaning I apologize, if not then why does anyone care

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philipino 24

93- What? I don't get it. Like, not to make fun of you, I literally do not get it. At all.

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philipino 24

100- I meant that they said they are sorry if you don't get it but they don't care if you don't get it.

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MsCane 6

I literally laughed out loud on this one. Thank you for this. Seriously. :-)

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bubo_fml 10

...Also, unplug the buffer machine before polishing your penis...

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brun12 1

Wtf are you 2?! I feel sorry for the people around you

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bubo_fml 10

It's not a good idea to 'mix' body parts with electrical appliances, you're asking for a 'whirl' of trouble. Then again, it could be a thrill that's hard to 'beat!'

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JAB2010 1

I'm surprised (or maybe sadly not..) that so many people think that it's because OP got electrocuted--more than likely accidentally turned it on and got their tongue caught.

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Snafuusmc 12

Were all human we do stupid stuff and make mistakes. Isn't this FML?

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15rosES_fml 0

Uhm duh... I bet that hurt your tongue

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