By love-shot - 17/08/2013 08:24 - United States - Hays

Today, I discovered that when my crush leans in to kiss me, I get so nervous I throw up. Then throw up again thinking about how embarrassed I am. FML
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karlee333 11

Kinda reminds me of food battle on Smosh xD

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Wowxoxo 17

Just spend more time around one another OP! Things should improve

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Laxoxo224 8

I wonder what's gonna happen when he wants to have sex....

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Jake_Hale 7

Maybe OP would have diarrhea

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crisanba 18

Wow I can only imagine the burn he felt

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perdix 29

You probably need a new crush. The poor bastard is probably traumatized! Get whacked out on Xanax before interacting with society.

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SystemofaBlink41 27

Do you get diarrhea when he calls you on the phone?

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laden_swallow09 34

Don't eat anything for the day if you know you're going to see him? Either way, get that reflex checked out by a professional, OP. That's not normal.

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Obey_StudBoii 23

I'm thinking Stan from South Park. Anyways try to control the vomiting by just relaxing when you see them so you don't ruin your chances.

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