Today, I discovered that when my crush leans in to kiss me, I get so nervous I throw up. Then throw up again thinking about how embarrassed I am. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
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Today, a guy I like tried to talk to me. I got so nervous that I had a panic attack and puked in front of him. FML
Today, I ran into someone I'd never had a crush on in school, but because I've realised we have a lot in common, I get nervous whenever I see him. I was so near to him while paying for food that I had an anxiety attack, and had to leave quickly. FML
Today, I kissed my crush for the first time and immediately started sneezing uncontrollably. It turns out that I’m allergic to his perfume. He laughed while I tried to blow my nose without looking insane. FML
Today, I was drinking at the local pub and started talking to a really cute guy. I bent down to pick up my bag and the second I did, I felt like I was going to throw up. I clamped my mouth shut in the vain hope that I could block it but as I stood back up, vomit sprayed out through my nose. FML
Today, I was kissing my crush for the first time and her tooth fell out into my mouth. FML
Today, my crush came to my house to watch movies with me. We were sitting on the couch when he turned to me and said that he had had a dream about me the night before. I moved in to kiss him, thinking he liked me. He then added that I had fallen of a cliff and he had pissed himself laughing. FML
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Cian_1 28
Oh, hello Stan.
Runner48 6
Stan Marsh?
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Comments (77)
karlee333 11
Kinda reminds me of food battle on Smosh xD
Wowxoxo 17
Just spend more time around one another OP! Things should improve
Reesienpiper 4
Ralph, that you?
Laxoxo224 8
I wonder what's gonna happen when he wants to have sex....
Jake_Hale 7
Maybe OP would have diarrhea
crisanba 18
Wow I can only imagine the burn he felt
alwayswinning123 7
That must really turn them on
perdix 31
You probably need a new crush. The poor bastard is probably traumatized! Get whacked out on Xanax before interacting with society.
SystemofaBlink41 27
Do you get diarrhea when he calls you on the phone?
laden_swallow09 35
Don't eat anything for the day if you know you're going to see him? Either way, get that reflex checked out by a professional, OP. That's not normal.
Obey_StudBoii 23
I'm thinking Stan from South Park. Anyways try to control the vomiting by just relaxing when you see them so you don't ruin your chances.