Today, I discovered that when my crush leans in to kiss me, I get so nervous I throw up. Then throw up again thinking about how embarrassed I am. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I threw up on my crush's lawn. FML
Today, I kissed my girlfriend. She threw up in my mouth. FML
Today, due to nervousness, I threw up while proposing to my girlfriend. FML
Today, I kissed the girl I love for the first time. Her reaction? She vomited. FML
Today, a guy I like tried to talk to me. I got so nervous that I had a panic attack and puked in front of him. FML
Today, I ran into someone I'd never had a crush on in school, but because I've realised we have a lot in common, I get nervous whenever I see him. I was so near to him while paying for food that I had an anxiety attack, and had to leave quickly. FML
Today, I kissed my crush for the first time and immediately started sneezing uncontrollably. It turns out that I’m allergic to his perfume. He laughed while I tried to blow my nose without looking insane. FML
Today, I was drinking at the local pub and started talking to a really cute guy. I bent down to pick up my bag and the second I did, I felt like I was going to throw up. I clamped my mouth shut in the vain hope that I could block it but as I stood back up, vomit sprayed out through my nose. FML
Today, I was kissing my crush for the first time and her tooth fell out into my mouth. FML
Today, my crush came to my house to watch movies with me. We were sitting on the couch when he turned to me and said that he had had a dream about me the night before. I moved in to kiss him, thinking he liked me. He then added that I had fallen of a cliff and he had pissed himself laughing. FML
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Cian_1 28
Oh, hello Stan.
Runner48 6
Stan Marsh?
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Comments (77)
worldclassrager 41
That's tough...hope it can be over come...
PieterKing 5
That's messed up
olpally 33
Need a moment? Grab a twix... Or a bucket in this case. Lol.
kiddos 11
Hey Stan! Why won't you add me on Facebook?
claire1469 4
I was having a shower with my boyfriend and he gave me so much butterflies I fainted. Pretty embarrassing.
guckylynn 19
That used to happen to me with everyone I've dated except my fiancé.
thatbaybay 8
As a general rule for me the first kiss is always the worst cause you're so nervous but it gets better just get him to sneak up and kiss you cause that way you don't have to worry and then it's easier
xenmarkal51 6
Your stomach is trying to tell you, that you have no love life...
ITS_Arnold 7
STAN MARSH! He has a FML account!! Sweet!
Xotoolyxo 16
I bet you're dying of humility, but hopefully he will understand