FML : Today, my 2-year-old learned how to open the fridge lock. I came out of the bathroom to what she called a "scrambled egg breakfast". FML

Today, my 2-year-old learned how to open the fridge lock. I came out of the bathroom to what she called a "scrambled egg breakfast". FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Amber Rutledge - / Saturday 27 January 2018 00:00 /

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By my_way_1213 | 11

#7591485 - Saturday 27 January 2018 4:51

oh the fun has just begun

By Joshoa123 | 16

#7626918 - Wednesday 25 April 2018 6:05

Exactly the same thing happened to me about 3 weeks ago.

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By J352SAURUS | 30

#7591483 - Saturday 27 January 2018 4:32

Clever girl.

By my_way_1213 | 11

#7591485 - Saturday 27 January 2018 4:51

oh the fun has just begun

By Joshoa123 | 16

#7626918 - Wednesday 25 April 2018 6:05

Exactly the same thing happened to me about 3 weeks ago.

By lucasj23 | 11

#7627238 - Wednesday 25 April 2018 20:56

I'm just curious. how long did you leave a 2 year old supervised?

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