Today, I discovered that the guy I've been seeing is a firm supporter of the Westboro Baptist Church. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I found out that my new boyfriend is a "Men's Rights Activist". FML
Mask off
Today, I found out that the guy I've been dating for a year is and always has been gay. I was apparently "an amazingly convenient beard" for his ultra-religious family. FML
No chuds, thanks
Today, I found the Instagram account belonging to the guy I've been seeing. That's how I found out he's one of those nitwit asshole Proud Boys. FML
That old switcheroo
Today, I found out that my boyfriend is a Mormon, when his mother greeted me saying how happy she was her son had found himself a Mormon girlfriend. I know nothing about Mormonism, except from what I've seen on South Park, and I'm an atheist. FML
Today, I found out through Instagram that the guy I'm dating has a wife and two kids. FML
Bad omen
Today, I found out the man I have a date with next week is married. FML
Today, I met my boyfriend's family for the first time. We got on the subject of theatre, and his dad brought up "The Book of Mormon", how finally someone was making fun of those "nasty, polygamist, cultist freaks", and if his son ever dated one, he would disown him. I'm Mormon. FML
Turn the other cheek
Today, my dad got married to a woman who's an atheist and makes fun of me for being a devout Christian. FML
Pleased to meet you, hope you guess my name
Today, I found out that my parents think my boyfriend is the devil. FML
Today, I found out that the guy I like was only coming to my house to get closer to my brother. FML
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DocBastard 40
Everyone here will tell you to dump him now. Do NOT dump him. Those people are a special kind of insane, and you have a unique opportunity to find out why. And then you can sabotage the shit out of them.
TransitionCovert 6
Time to ditch him. You don't want him picketing anywhere ya!
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junkman6 22
YDI. Seriously how could you miss the batshit crazy aura coming off a WBC member?
askingandy 23
Dear FML , I definitely wasn't condoning what these people do like your message accused me of. In fact, I specially said that they shouldn't be allowed to do what they do because it's horrible. I. DID. NOT. Say I support or condone what they do to people. What I did say is that they are allowed to disagree with homosexuality and war and have whatever ****** up beliefs they want. Not once did I say it was okay to show up to funerals to protest and laugh at the families or go around yelling about God hating gays. I don't agree with anything they stand for and I wasn't ******* praising them in any way, don't send me a message telling me I was. It'd be really awesome if I could directly reply to you people instead of being expected to just take the insulting warning you gave me.
AmorVitae93 6
well.. guess whos single now? you!! yay!
thisawkwardchick 15
*googles it* "godhatesfags.com" you just never know what life will throw at you next.
alwaysunhappy 5
I can't help but think they're all gay anyway. They're too deadset against it
Mdhughey 7
It's not horrible but he does sound like a hypocrite being that if he feels homosexuality is wrong what about sex before marriage and all the other sins? Cursing and all that is in the same level as being gay
sugoine 12
Run. Run far, and run fast. I don't believe in Heaven, and I don't believe in Hell, but those people are pure evil.
Taurus_ChicKa 37
As a Kansas resident, I apologize for the existence of that church and its congregation, and I can also say that we do not claim them either. Run far away, OP; you want nothing to do with that church or anyone who's a part of it.
shakespearelove 6
I feel so sorry for you. Next thing you know he'll be picket signing you saying something about "God's beliefs."
lillithraven95 11
Ouch, unless you like criticism walk away before its too late