Today, I discovered that the guy I've been seeing is a firm supporter of the Westboro Baptist Church. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I found out that my new boyfriend is a "Men's Rights Activist". FML
Mask off
Today, I found out that the guy I've been dating for a year is and always has been gay. I was apparently "an amazingly convenient beard" for his ultra-religious family. FML
No chuds, thanks
Today, I found the Instagram account belonging to the guy I've been seeing. That's how I found out he's one of those nitwit asshole Proud Boys. FML
That old switcheroo
Today, I found out that my boyfriend is a Mormon, when his mother greeted me saying how happy she was her son had found himself a Mormon girlfriend. I know nothing about Mormonism, except from what I've seen on South Park, and I'm an atheist. FML
Today, I found out through Instagram that the guy I'm dating has a wife and two kids. FML
Bad omen
Today, I found out the man I have a date with next week is married. FML
Today, I met my boyfriend's family for the first time. We got on the subject of theatre, and his dad brought up "The Book of Mormon", how finally someone was making fun of those "nasty, polygamist, cultist freaks", and if his son ever dated one, he would disown him. I'm Mormon. FML
Turn the other cheek
Today, my dad got married to a woman who's an atheist and makes fun of me for being a devout Christian. FML
Pleased to meet you, hope you guess my name
Today, I found out that my parents think my boyfriend is the devil. FML
Today, I found out that the guy I like was only coming to my house to get closer to my brother. FML
Top comments
DocBastard 40
Everyone here will tell you to dump him now. Do NOT dump him. Those people are a special kind of insane, and you have a unique opportunity to find out why. And then you can sabotage the shit out of them.
TransitionCovert 6
Time to ditch him. You don't want him picketing anywhere ya!
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (254)
incoherentrmblr 22
OP, time to get as much info as possible so it can be put on WikiLeaks to destroy them...
Jeffy91 28
Damn. Be careful if ya ever plan on letting this dude go. Never know what might happen. All may be going well until... BOOM! You're crucified. Good luck. O_o
ebrainer1 9
Ooh, one of the simplest and most potent FMLs I've ever read. Sorry about that.
Stix_22 7
I hate to sound ignorant, but why is that a bad thing?
Eewt 20
Do you know who the Westboro Baptist Church is? If you do then this is an obvious FML, if you don't then look them up. You'll understand quickly why his support is a bad thing.
elmateo_fml 9
The westboro baptist church is an extremist religious group who have picketed funerals of soldiers, and various others. When the shooting at the elementary school happened a while back they basically stated they were happy it happened because it was 'God's will". Even the KKK hate them. Even the Hell's Angels hate them. They are bad news basically.
AgentPlatypus73 8
Don't dump him! Marry him and destroy the church from the inside out!
itsacheerthang 6
Hey Westboro baptist, f**k you too. Come and protest this d**k. Faggots. ~Attila~
demonBAAL 4
Run. Run as fast as you can. It doesn't matter if you're religious or not, those people are ****** up.
Mr_Scissors 9
Dump him asap.
fantasyworld 39
Run.
Tattoo_Freak 15
I have never heard of this church, so I went to look it up before deciding which way to vote. Holy sh!t! Yes, run. Like the wind. Never look back.