By Anonymous - 20/01/2009 05:42 - France

Today, I discovered that Paolo has a big penis, that he's good in bed and that the hotel sheets still remember it all. Mum, the walls won't get any thicker just 'cause you're on the telephone. FML
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gs_fml 0

this is soo funny the OP is saying that they heard their mom talking on the phone talking about how paolo (maybe a boyfriend?) has a big penis, he's good in bed, and that the hotel sheet still remember it all. the OP is just saying that just cuz their mom is on the phone, it doesn't mean that no one could hear what she has to say.

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NobodysLover 0

its fourtteen # 20 and this just screams threesome

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skyttlz 32

it took a few reads but I got it Now ew

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ALBATROSS9080 0

I don't get it

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Ikz_Hustler 9

Ouch and ew ( This FML rings a bell) Ah i made rhyme :D

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Kikibodnar 5

that's insanity i guess iit could have been worse and you could have waked in while she was masturbating durring said conversation

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bignut24 13

Hahahahahaha rotfl I think I bust a but laughing this is halarrrious

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worldclassrager 39

Why would she call you and tell you that? It's her love life and it should stay as her love life

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Cathrin 26

She was talking on the phone to someone else in another room and the OP heard through the walls. She didn't call the OP themselves to tell them.

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