audreyav
Dallas, United States
Today, I discovered my cat's favorite hobby: sitting butthole-first on my favorite makeup brush. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
upliftmofo
Belgium
Today, I discovered my cat frequently licks my toothbrush. FML
hoo flung pu
United States
Today, my dog figured out she can wipe her butthole on my walls after having squeezed out a turd or two. FML
crazycatlady
Ashland, United States
Today, I woke up with my cat's asshole planted firmly on my forehead. FML
Anonymous
Reno, United States
Today, in the very middle of the night, my kitten started rubbing against my face. Thinking I saw her face in the darkness, I decided to kiss her before going back to bed. My lips made contact with her butthole. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I found out my roommate had mistaken my toothbrush for his dog's. So for the last month he's been using my toothbrush on his dog. The dog's favorite meal? Fresh cat poop. FML
Laura
Today, I caught my daughter attempting to stick pencils up our cat's butt. FML
GrossedOut
United States
Today, my roommate finally cleaned her cat's very full litter box. I later found our only good spatula crusted with kitty feces, which she'd left on the kitchen counter for me to find. FML
toothpastecat
Canada
Poor kitty
Today, I was brushing my teeth. As I bent down to spit my mouthful of toothpaste into the sink, my cat decided it would be a good time to stick his head right where I was spitting. I spat a huge glob of toothpaste on his head. He then shook it off all over me and the walls. FML
Pooped
United States
Time to go to the vet
Today, my cat is extremely sick and has trouble grooming himself. As evidenced by his butt. He laid on me for a while and it wasn't until a few minutes after he got off that I realized he had stained my pants. That also explains why my chair suddenly looks so nasty, and why my room smells horrible. FML
Jim20
Friedberg, Germany
Revenge is sweet
Today, I found out my sister scratches her butt with my toothbrush every time she is mad with me. FML
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notyobitch 0
Most things sit butthole first.
nslurve 4
I failed to think of a clever comment.
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Comments (139)
thefatman38 4
There any other way to sit non butt hole first?
kitkatmeOw 8
Headstand?
thatKidzmOm 10
I've seen my cat plop down, legs, belly, even back first. It's possible when you're so flexible.
mkimbee 9
You do. Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh
Llama_Face89 34
I don't get it
Senseless_487 29
You need to show that cat who's the boss. Rub your ass on...hm...well, that went downhill quickly...
Jasonf6 0
YDI for wearing makeup AND having a favorite brush.
AGhost5445 25
You have some stupid reasons.
shanemc1991 0
That's pretty crappy
kitkatmeOw 8
Butthole brush surfing!! I believe your cat just invented a new sport.
hqbrat 8
Thats ******* funny actually I would just record him then put it on YouTube let him keep the brush because it makes him happy, and buy a new one, not even my cat has ever been that happy
delicious69 5
That's why you don't have cats...
gracehi 33
That's why YOU don't have cats maybe. As if other animals don't sit on things you'd rather they didn't.
Spanik 10
It's mascara that they use it in... And you will find most makeup/skincare contains animal fat fillers.
lovepandorasaver 11
Must of needed a touch up, cat is getting ready to get down. Better than not knowing eh?