audreyav
Dallas, United States
Today, I discovered my cat's favorite hobby: sitting butthole-first on my favorite makeup brush. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
upliftmofo
Belgium
Today, I discovered my cat frequently licks my toothbrush. FML
hoo flung pu
United States
Today, my dog figured out she can wipe her butthole on my walls after having squeezed out a turd or two. FML
crazycatlady
Ashland, United States
Today, I woke up with my cat's asshole planted firmly on my forehead. FML
Anonymous
Reno, United States
Today, in the very middle of the night, my kitten started rubbing against my face. Thinking I saw her face in the darkness, I decided to kiss her before going back to bed. My lips made contact with her butthole. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I found out my roommate had mistaken my toothbrush for his dog's. So for the last month he's been using my toothbrush on his dog. The dog's favorite meal? Fresh cat poop. FML
Laura
Today, I caught my daughter attempting to stick pencils up our cat's butt. FML
GrossedOut
United States
Today, my roommate finally cleaned her cat's very full litter box. I later found our only good spatula crusted with kitty feces, which she'd left on the kitchen counter for me to find. FML
toothpastecat
Canada
Poor kitty
Today, I was brushing my teeth. As I bent down to spit my mouthful of toothpaste into the sink, my cat decided it would be a good time to stick his head right where I was spitting. I spat a huge glob of toothpaste on his head. He then shook it off all over me and the walls. FML
Pooped
United States
Time to go to the vet
Today, my cat is extremely sick and has trouble grooming himself. As evidenced by his butt. He laid on me for a while and it wasn't until a few minutes after he got off that I realized he had stained my pants. That also explains why my chair suddenly looks so nasty, and why my room smells horrible. FML
Jim20
Friedberg, Germany
Revenge is sweet
Today, I found out my sister scratches her butt with my toothbrush every time she is mad with me. FML
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notyobitch 0
Most things sit butthole first.
nslurve 4
I failed to think of a clever comment.
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Comments (139)
rutgersfan23 0
Atleast it's not your toothbrush
gracevet88 0
I think ur cat may be masturbating....
kitsune3 20
I'm sorry, OP, but I laughed so hard after reading this. It certainly sucks for you, especially if you've been using that brush for a long time after your cat first started doing that. But all the same, it's hilarious. The funniest fmls are always about cats.
aliyanicolehinz 0
Have fun with pink eye !!;D
stoufferjj 6
Doesn't everything sit butthole first?
darviller 17
Hey, that's my favourite hobby too!
blushykins1996 3
how else would it sit???
splash69_fml 14
Brings the term shitfaced a whole new meaning
remowilliams_fml 5
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.