Today, I discovered my 18 year old son has been peeing on the carpet when he is too lazy to get out of bed in the morning and blaming it on the cat. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that I'd been wrong to constantly accuse next door's cat of peeing on my car every night. It was actually my 16-year-old son. FML
Today, my 2-year-old son figured out that if he takes his pull-up off and DOESN'T go on the potty, he can pee all over things. FML
Today, my 12 year-old step-child told me he’s been deliberately wetting - and sometimes crapping - the bed because he’s too lazy to get up, and knows it’s someone else’s problem to clean up after him. It’s been going on for years. FML
Today, I found out my son told his teachers that I make his brother Tom sleep on the floor, make him stay out of the house for long periods of time, and don't let him use the toilet. Tom is actually our cat. FML
Today, I finally found where the awful lingering stench in my house was coming from. My son thought it would be funny to piss in the baby's humidifier. He's 16. FML
Today, my son is still peeing on the toilet seat and floor. When will it get better? My son is 18 years-old and apparently can’t aim in the toilet. I had to sit on the pee he left on the toilet seat the other day. FML
Today, my son learned how to use the toilet for the first time. He was so excited he started peeing on the floor. FML
Today, after explaining to my four-year-old why our new puppy was peeing on things to mark his territory, my son decided to follow suit and pee all over our house. FML
Today, my son pooped in his diaper and managed to somehow take it off without my knowledge. He then sat down on the carpet and imitated a dog with worms, all the way down the hallway, through the living room, and into my bedroom. FML
Today, my 18 year old son asked me to check if there were any monsters under his bed. FML
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junaho 0
You should pee in his bed. Blame it on the cat.
ashole1990 10
my brother used to pee in a bottle when he didnt feel like getting up.... then he kept the bottles filled in a cabinet at least it isnt as disturbing as that haha but yeah, fyl. he's gross
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Comments (244)
c6dragster 0
you should pee on him
fretforyerlatte 0
throw him out. no, seriously. he obviously has no respect for your home. let him find his own to piss all over. what a revolting human being.
Silent_Harmony 3
Time to buy him some moving boxes....
Me27 0
That's disgusting and yes, it's an FML because you failed as a parent.
MollEYE 0
He's 18 and he's doing that shit?! Wow. Just wow.
carlover 0
wow... that is disgusting. that's a lot more piss than a cat can produce.
ROLLSROYCE 0
exactly how FAT is your child?
ChelseaAnn08 0
Hmm...I had to click YDI. Not because you deserved...but because, well, you're kinda dumb. Cat pee smells HORRIBLE! Human pee...nowhere near as bad. BUT...I would so make him pay to get the carpets cleaned.
melikeulongtime 4
He should be put to sleep!
epoh_fml 0
YDI. Cat pee and human pee are very easy to tell the difference between. You should have realised it was human pee the first time, and beat the crap out of him for not respecting your home.