you didn't punish him enough as a kid. bill him for the new carpet if he fails to pay, then simply let each of his friends in his life know what he does. he must respect property, and have some self-respect! He'll be posting on here soon enough.... My parent's told everyone I pee on the carpet then blame it on the cat, FML. hahaha

so, swat him on the nose with a rolled up news paper, and then stick his nose in it. then tell him that if he's going to continue to act like a dog, you'll continue to train him like a dog. jorb well done.

so, swat him on the nose with a rolled up newspaper, stick his nose in the piss, and then tell him that if he continues to act like a dog, you'll continue to treat and train him like a dog. also, some other ideas on here are not bad at all. definitely talk about it in front of all of his friends, and humiliate the shit out of him. that's leinient as hell. i would personally go with an old fashioned ass kicking to start off with, but it's your kid...

I heard about a kid who did this same thing on a "This American Life" episode. He was blaming it on his senile grandmother 'cause he wanted his parents to put her in a home. They ended up taking his dog to the pound instead, because they didn't believe it was the grandmother. Karma and all that...

Yeah... make him pay for a new one. And if he won't - he's 18! Kick his dumb ass out.

sounds like it's time to kick him out.. just be sure not to pay his deposite!

You deserve it for raising such a piece of shit.

Am I the only one who thought of the Family Guy episode when Brian blamed Stewie for pissing on the carpet while reading this FML? :D

I would guess that the kid has mental health issues. If you can't get out of bed to pee, there's something wrong with you.

That's nasty. What a lazy gross dumbass. I'd get rid of him hahah.