Today, I discovered my 18 year old son has been peeing on the carpet when he is too lazy to get out of bed in the morning and blaming it on the cat. FML
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Wild Nights Out
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Today, I found out that I'd been wrong to constantly accuse next door's cat of peeing on my car every night. It was actually my 16-year-old son. FML
Today, my 2-year-old son figured out that if he takes his pull-up off and DOESN'T go on the potty, he can pee all over things. FML
Today, my 12 year-old step-child told me he’s been deliberately wetting - and sometimes crapping - the bed because he’s too lazy to get up, and knows it’s someone else’s problem to clean up after him. It’s been going on for years. FML
Today, I found out my son told his teachers that I make his brother Tom sleep on the floor, make him stay out of the house for long periods of time, and don't let him use the toilet. Tom is actually our cat. FML
Today, I finally found where the awful lingering stench in my house was coming from. My son thought it would be funny to piss in the baby's humidifier. He's 16. FML
Today, my son is still peeing on the toilet seat and floor. When will it get better? My son is 18 years-old and apparently can’t aim in the toilet. I had to sit on the pee he left on the toilet seat the other day. FML
Today, my son learned how to use the toilet for the first time. He was so excited he started peeing on the floor. FML
Today, after explaining to my four-year-old why our new puppy was peeing on things to mark his territory, my son decided to follow suit and pee all over our house. FML
Today, my son pooped in his diaper and managed to somehow take it off without my knowledge. He then sat down on the carpet and imitated a dog with worms, all the way down the hallway, through the living room, and into my bedroom. FML
Today, my 18 year old son asked me to check if there were any monsters under his bed. FML
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junaho 0
You should pee in his bed. Blame it on the cat.
ashole1990 10
my brother used to pee in a bottle when he didnt feel like getting up.... then he kept the bottles filled in a cabinet at least it isnt as disturbing as that haha but yeah, fyl. he's gross
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Comments (244)
lilfuzz409 0
you deserve it for raising your son like that. he obviously learned to be lazy from someone. gross.
midwestjerk 0
Make the shit-stain of a person suck the piss up with his mouth and spit it onto a pile of his favorite shirts to soak it up. That will teach the worthless little asshole a lesson.
haleycole 0
Haha thats actually kind of creative(:
kukopia 0
Make HIM rip up the carpet and toss it out. Then be VERY clear that you'll toss him out if anything like that happens again.
paulfalcon 0
LULZ... where is Sham-WOW when you need it? XD
fmh123 0
lol this fml is funny as hell
Melancholics 0
His punishment: LICK the carpet clean.
starvingxartist 0
ydi for raising a disgusting slob. btw cat piss has a very distinct smell.
BladeSlayer 0
YDI for not kicking his lazy ass out, yet.
FoundManyLemons 0
Time to kick his ass out.