Intimacy, Sex, Neighbours and Noise: Love is loud - FML

Love is loud

By Spill the beans - 13/11/2022 04:00

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Today, it’s been at least the 20th time I’ve heard the “porn stars” (meaning the couple who moved upstairs) going at it like rabbits. I've tried covering my ears, and it doesn’t work. FML

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RichardPencil 30

Sunday 13 November 2022 4:39

Try to get in on the production? If not on-camera talent, you can be in the behind-the-scenes production. Maybe you can be a fluff girl.

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RichardPencil 30

Sunday 13 November 2022 4:39

Try to get in on the production? If not on-camera talent, you can be in the behind-the-scenes production. Maybe you can be a fluff girl.

Wadlaen 23

Sunday 13 November 2022 23:02

Go ask if there's room for one more! ...it's probably better to join in than to just sit and listen.

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