Today, I discovered my 18 year old son has been peeing on the carpet when he is too lazy to get out of bed in the morning and blaming it on the cat. FML
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Today, I found out that I'd been wrong to constantly accuse next door's cat of peeing on my car every night. It was actually my 16-year-old son. FML
Today, my 2-year-old son figured out that if he takes his pull-up off and DOESN'T go on the potty, he can pee all over things. FML
Today, my 12 year-old step-child told me he’s been deliberately wetting - and sometimes crapping - the bed because he’s too lazy to get up, and knows it’s someone else’s problem to clean up after him. It’s been going on for years. FML
Today, I found out my son told his teachers that I make his brother Tom sleep on the floor, make him stay out of the house for long periods of time, and don't let him use the toilet. Tom is actually our cat. FML
Today, I finally found where the awful lingering stench in my house was coming from. My son thought it would be funny to piss in the baby's humidifier. He's 16. FML
Today, my son is still peeing on the toilet seat and floor. When will it get better? My son is 18 years-old and apparently can’t aim in the toilet. I had to sit on the pee he left on the toilet seat the other day. FML
Today, my son learned how to use the toilet for the first time. He was so excited he started peeing on the floor. FML
Today, after explaining to my four-year-old why our new puppy was peeing on things to mark his territory, my son decided to follow suit and pee all over our house. FML
Today, my son pooped in his diaper and managed to somehow take it off without my knowledge. He then sat down on the carpet and imitated a dog with worms, all the way down the hallway, through the living room, and into my bedroom. FML
Today, my 18 year old son asked me to check if there were any monsters under his bed. FML
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junaho 0
You should pee in his bed. Blame it on the cat.
ashole1990 10
my brother used to pee in a bottle when he didnt feel like getting up.... then he kept the bottles filled in a cabinet at least it isnt as disturbing as that haha but yeah, fyl. he's gross
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Comments (244)
RenRyan07 0
First... this is hella nasty! Kick your son's ass! 2nd... what in the world is 'YDI'? lol
tarpack1984 0
ydi = you deserved it
cramazing 0
you deserve it XD i cant believe u couldnt figure out what YDI means
_Noon_ 0
I know! First time I saw it I didn't know what it meant either, but then I started using this thing, I believe it's called a brain, and I figured it out right away. I can really recommend it to people :)
NataxChan 2
Aha, I Kinda Thought It Was You Damn Idiot .. x]
Cathrin 26
That could work too :P
Raq_fml 0
Seriously? The wet spot made by a cat and an 18 yr old guy would be vastly different! WTF.
56578 0
Make your son give you the money to either have the carpet professionally cleaned or replaced.... Hopefully some financial burden on his part will put a stop to it? If he denies you the money, he's legally old enough to kick out of the house...
ryan10108 0
damn, so many mean comments. i think its funny hahaha
whatido25 0
HA!!!!!
triplethreat13 0
you should be able to tell the difference between cat urine and human urine. cat urine has a very distinct awful smell and leaves permanent stains. human urine is not as strong of a smell and easily comes out of carpet.
buckeye_12 0
i'm mad you know that human urine easily comes out of the carpet. how many times have you pissed on a carpet?
hahaha6 0
I'm going to go ahead and assume that the poster doesn't pee on the carpet often, but perhaps has been around many drunk friends who have peed on their carpet....... Just a thought.
ILIEKGIRLS 5
i actually used to do that when i was like 5.
holytamole 0
chairman lmao. I did, too
russianredgirl 0
ew. soon-to-be-40 year old virgin much!
dartwillie 0
You should throw him out of the house
Envirochick 0
Hmm well you can always do what I do when my cat pees somewhere she shouldn't have.. Rub his nose in it. That will stop him from ever doing it again.