Not so clever then are ya cupcake

Never "drop the mic" when it's actually your cell phone.

That's an expensive mistake. But that's what you get for doing something so stupid

So, was anyone impressed with you?

Dumbass.

Looks like the clever analogy was a fluke. Even a blind squirrel finds an acorn once in a while.

You use of hyperbole tells me nothing happened other than in your imagination.

Must've been a cheap phone if it broke that badly that easily

I suppose that broke your self-esteem too?

Phahaha You idiot