Today, I was so proud of a clever analogy I'd written to a friend in a text, that I “dropped the mic” afterward. I realized what I'd done a split second before the phone hit the ground and shattered into a million pieces. FML
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Chris_1163187222
| 15
Not so clever then are ya cupcake
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neuronerd
| 28
Never "drop the mic," period, if it's an actual microphone. Those things are expensive and dropping them usually breaks them, just as it would a cell phone, especially more expensive mics with sensitive calibration.
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Chris_1163187222
| 15
Not so clever then are ya cupcake
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Glowworm56
| 25
Never "drop the mic" when it's actually your cell phone.
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neuronerd
| 28
Never "drop the mic," period, if it's an actual microphone. Those things are expensive and dropping them usually breaks them, just as it would a cell phone, especially more expensive mics with sensitive calibration.
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davecross
| 11
That's an expensive mistake. But that's what you get for doing something so stupid
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Dave_Davington
| 33
So, was anyone impressed with you?
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RockPrincess26
| 16
Dumbass.
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RichardPencil
| 27
Looks like the clever analogy was a fluke. Even a blind squirrel finds an acorn once in a while.
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onceuponatime456
| 16
You use of hyperbole tells me nothing happened other than in your imagination.
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non3
| 5
Must've been a cheap phone if it broke that badly that easily
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Garry Reineke
| 10
Or, you know, an iPhone.
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manb91uk
| 22
I suppose that broke your self-esteem too?
Phahaha
You idiot
You idiot