Today, I decided to use my mentor's advice. I told her I had been having some trouble controlling my anger, she told me to throw rocks at trees. I threw a rock at a tree, very hard. It bounced back hit me above the eye. I'm still pissed as shit. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I threw a rock in the air and watched it soar. And watched it come back down and hit me in the face. Gravity. FML
Today, I started talking to a friend about how he needs to stop overreacting and getting angry very easily. He kicked sand up in the air, and it came back into his eyes. He started getting angry, and when I told him this is what I was talking about, he hit me in the nose. FML
Today, I went hiking with my friend. We both had to pee really bad, so we went to the edge of a cliff to relieve ourselves. He peed and it came and hit me in the face. He did it on purpose, so I decided to get him back and peed at him. The wind changed direction and hit me in the face again. FML
Today, as I came home from school, I saw a little rock in the road. I kicked it, intending to send it sailing into the bushes in front of my house. It went wide and sailed straight into a window instead. FML
Today, my little brother was feeling like the god damned bratty douchebag he is and hurled a basketball at me. It missed, hit the wall, and rebounded straight into his face. He burst into tears, and I'm now grounded because my parents believed him when he said I threw it at him. FML
Today, as I was sleeping I heard something bang on my door. I walked on my balcony only to find my boyfriend throwing rocks trying to wake me. He didn't see me and threw a rock right into my eye. FML
Today, I was pissed off. I kicked a soccer ball into my wall, and it bounced back, hit my head, and knocked me into the wall behind me. My head hurts like hell. Even inanimate objects hate me. FML
Today, I was walking around in a park when I passed some kids playing soccer. One of them kicked the ball as hard as he could at me. Luckily, I caught the ball, then I drop-kicked it, intending to say, "Go get it." Instead, it bounced off a nearby tree and hit me in the face. FML
Today, I was lectured about how emotionally immature I am by someone who, afterwards, promptly threw a chair out of anger. FML
Today, my mom put me in an anger management class because I said "crap." FML
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roflcopter657 0
that's terrible ******* advice... your mentor should be fired.
lifeislife_fml 0
The tree also has anger management problems...
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megs8907 0
this is the first FML that got through that I moderated... just thought I'd let everyone know, lol.
Indiana_fml 4
Uhm, you should NOT aim at height of you head. Imagine you miss the tree and hit a person instead, or a child....
Apachefire21 0
i think the tree does not like you. and your mentor is a freakin idiot. lol. go punch your pillows or something. and why did u throw it so close? lollllolol idiot
spacetaco 0
Back up a little bit next time. Then try it. Or else try to throw it at a squirrel. That always calms me down. :) (too bad I always miss)
illeyad 0
whoo would throow rocks at trees? Wouldn't it make more sense to throw rocks in a pond/lake, why trees? That just seems silly to me.
candii_fml 0
fyl... thats epicc you should yell a herrrr
electric_zebrah 0
hahhahaha. FYL.
neverland_fml 0
That's so sad but you really shouldn't be such a child. Only immature assholes get angry and throw tandrums. Grow up.
emer_helena 0
Who would tell someone to throw rocks at trees? That sounds like your mentor found it in a chain message 1. close your eyes and think of the person you love 2. throw 3 rocks at the biggest tree you can find 3. repost this 4 times or a zombie will kidnap your grandfather
Tsukasa_fml 0
Karma. What did those trees do to deserve that?