By untitledentity - 24/05/2009 16:03 - United States

Today, I decided to use my mentor's advice. I told her I had been having some trouble controlling my anger, she told me to throw rocks at trees. I threw a rock at a tree, very hard. It bounced back hit me above the eye. I'm still pissed as shit. FML
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roflcopter657 0

that's terrible ******* advice... your mentor should be fired.

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lifeislife_fml 0

The tree also has anger management problems...

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megs8907 0

this is the first FML that got through that I moderated... just thought I'd let everyone know, lol.

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Indiana_fml 4

Uhm, you should NOT aim at height of you head. Imagine you miss the tree and hit a person instead, or a child....

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Apachefire21 0

i think the tree does not like you. and your mentor is a freakin idiot. lol. go punch your pillows or something. and why did u throw it so close? lollllolol idiot

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spacetaco 0

Back up a little bit next time. Then try it. Or else try to throw it at a squirrel. That always calms me down. :) (too bad I always miss)

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illeyad 0

whoo would throow rocks at trees? Wouldn't it make more sense to throw rocks in a pond/lake, why trees? That just seems silly to me.

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candii_fml 0

fyl... thats epicc you should yell a herrrr

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neverland_fml 0

That's so sad but you really shouldn't be such a child. Only immature assholes get angry and throw tandrums. Grow up.

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emer_helena 0

Who would tell someone to throw rocks at trees? That sounds like your mentor found it in a chain message 1. close your eyes and think of the person you love 2. throw 3 rocks at the biggest tree you can find 3. repost this 4 times or a zombie will kidnap your grandfather

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Tsukasa_fml 0

Karma. What did those trees do to deserve that?

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