Today, my dog was about to get hit by a tree branch, so I yelled for him to move. He got mad and started barking at me. And got nailed by the tree branch. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I ran into a parked car and fell into the gutter. All because a dog suddenly barked at me. From the other side of a wooden fence. FML
Today, I was awakened by the sound of chain-saws. Moments later a tree branch came through my roof. FML
Today, my dog was barking at a squirrel in the yard. I opened the door to let him chase the squirrel. I went to look at the dead squirrel and found out it was the neighbor's chihuahua. FML
Today, I swerved off the road and hit a tree in order to avoid hitting a dog that came out of nowhere. Don't worry, I didn't hit him. The person behind me did, though. FML
Today, I had to climb up and sit in a tree for half an hour to avoid being mauled by a huge, insane dog. Its weird-looking owner eventually turned up, sneered at me, and walked off with the visibly smug dog in tow. FML
Today, I yelled at my dog for waking me up growling and barking out the window. He was doing it at the person stealing my car. FML
Today, my father was pruning the tree in our front yard. I was helping him collect the falling branches. At one point, a branch fell and I was under it. My father jumped to push me out of the way. Instead he pushed the branch into my face. FML
Today, I was trying to convince my husband to not trim the lower branches of my favorite tree. After pleading my case, I turned around and ran smack into one of said branches. My face and my dignity still hurt. FML
Today, my husband finally got round to cutting down a tree limb in our front yard after months of me begging him. It fell on me. FML
Today, I went for a run, and my own dog attacked me. FML
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RichardPencil 32
How is a dog supposed to understand such a complex concept as impending danger?
Yudith 28
Let's hope your dog learns to obey before he gets whacked by another branch of karma.
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Comments (4)
RichardPencil 32
How is a dog supposed to understand such a complex concept as impending danger?
Yudith 28
Let's hope your dog learns to obey before he gets whacked by another branch of karma.
lexxiasaurus 31
when the bipedal man who understands what is going on doesn't help his four legged derp. that's on you!!!!
1known 34
Instant karma. He won’t come back as a human in his next life. :D