Today, I decided to tell my family, including my husband, that I'm pregnant. Their reaction was basically a "meh" before returning to watching the World Cup. FML
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Today, I announced my pregnancy to my boss. I was expecting all sorts of reactions, except, "But... Erm... How did that happen?" FML
Today, over a family dinner, my husband and I told everyone that I'm pregnant. My father frowned and said, "Again?", my 9-year-old daughter started crying, and her brother smirked and yelled, "Up the ass, no babies!" FML
Today, I told my husband I was pregnant, then he fainted. FML
Today, my wife and I convened our families for a joint dinner, followed by me breaking the news that my wife is pregnant. My father visibly scoffed, and my grandfather spent the rest of the evening muttering to him about how "breeders should be shot". Wonderful. FML
Today, I turned down my boyfriend's proposal because I'm pregnant and I told him I didn't want people thinking that's why we were getting married. He… did not react well. Yes, he knows that I'm pregnant. FML
Today, we told my fiancé's parents that I'm pregnant. His mom's response? "I'm going to throw up. You can't raise a child." We are both 28, self-sufficient and everyone else is thrilled. FML
Today, I told my students that I would be absent tomorrow because my wife was giving birth. They burst into applause... not to congratulate me on the new baby. FML
Today, I received several texts congratulating me on my pregnancy. It turns out that my husband announced he is going to be a father on Facebook, which I don't use. I'm not pregnant. FML
Today, I excitedly told my best friends I was pregnant. Their responses were, "Ewww, I hate babies", "So we're not getting brunch anymore? That sucks" and "Do you need an abortion? I know a great clinic." Not one of them congratulated me. FML
Today, my husband and I announced at a family get-together that I'm pregnant with our fourth child. My dad sighed, and spent the rest of the evening acting moody, and eventually muttering about how he'd raised a "damned broodmare." FML
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Superwholock86 6
Probably not the best timing.
sweetest_jenn 18
Looks like your husband scored the first goal.
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BabyrooKid 11
At least somebody scored. In soccer, sometimes, nobody scores.
SuperMew 22
Timing is everything.
the_real_dvd 21
Am I old fashioned, or isn't this something a wife should talk to her husband about privately first?
odod777 28
And then you lost to Germany...
lollypop624 11
If you waited until just before half-time ended they would've cared more and if they care that much about the World Cup then if they would make a fuss but you didn't want them to then they wouldn't and they'd just continue to watch the game!!! Btw which match was it cos if it was a good one then you can't blame them!!
fmlisfunny1492 1
Ur husband either didn't hear u or he's just a douche
SexyMexi21 23
Its the WORLD CUP!!! it comes only every 4 years! ... but Congratulations from us!!
flyingvagina 12
yay Portugal.
thefrikinbat 8
Name the kid Fifa. "Another game's coming in 9 months!" that'll get their attention for sure. :/ sorry about that anyway. this society has seemed to have lost the importance of new lives coming into the world
JayD12 3
A first pregnancy is big, as any first is. What were you expecting?