Miscellaneous: Today, I decided to tan naked in a secluded part of my yard,...

By Anonymous - 13/07/2014 04:08 - United States

Today, I decided to tan naked in a secluded part of my yard, so I wouldn't get tan lines. I even felt adventurous enough to leave my bikini and towel inside. This idea backfired however when my mom stopped home from work, assumed I wasn't home, and locked all the doors before she left again. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/07/2013 20:33 - United States - Roseburg

Today, I went camping with my family. While I was using the shower house, my sister decided it'd be hilarious to run off with my clothes and towel. I ran back to the camper, completely naked, only for my parents to bitch me out for streaking. FML

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By NotHappyJan - 03/12/2018 03:00

Today, I thought I'd take advantage of the lovely weather and sunbake topless in my grandmother's back yard. My grandma went up the street to do some shopping and didn’t tell me that men were coming to mow the lawn. I was laying on my back. FML

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By IceMage - 18/01/2010 00:57 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I decided to sneak into the shower at her house while her parents went out to eat and a movie. Half way through our shower we heard a knocking at the door, it was her mom. We had left all of our clothes downstairs. Safe to say I won't be allowed there any more. FML

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By Jonnygiant - 14/03/2009 01:45 - United States

Today, I was taking a shower after basketball practice. When I got out of the shower I thought no one was home so I thought it might be fun to walk around the house completely naked. I walk downstairs and my mom was eating dinner. Along with 20 other members of her bookclub. FML

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Drying times

By helplesssssss - 07/08/2009 21:31 - United States

Today, I took a shower in a beach house we're renting for the week. Once I get out, I realize the house doesn't supply towels, my entire family was outside in the front yard, my phone was upstairs, and there are no blinds. I stood under a ceiling fan naked for 20 minutes trying to dry off. FML

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By mediocreboobs - 18/02/2009 22:31 - United States

Today, I was home alone tanning in my backyard which is fairly secluded. I took my top off and laid there for awhile before I looked over and saw the UPS guy standing at my gate with a package because nobody answered the door. I looked horrified and he said not to worry, he'd seen better. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/07/2019 04:00

Today, I came out of my bedroom to find my mom doing yoga in my hallway. Naked. She doesn't seem to think there's any problem with this. It's my house. FML

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Locked out

By ClumsyKatey - 02/07/2017 22:00

Today, due to an incident with the dishwasher, a coat rack and my bathrobe, I ended up locked out of my house, naked as a jaybird. I had to hide in the backyard for several hours until my family got home from their various activities to get back in. They still haven't stopped laughing at me. FML

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By youjustsuck - 25/07/2011 18:07 - United States

Today, I was home alone, and enjoying my freedom decided to walk around naked blaring my radio. What my mother forgot to tell me before she left was that a guy was coming to fix our dish washer today. Imagine our mutual surprise as I danced around the kitchen while getting a drink. FML

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By jenpearl - 20/06/2015 01:06 - Australia

Today, I decided to do naked yoga in my lounge room, as I always do. Later, I found a note on my front door saying "Keep doing what you're doing". FML

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Welshite 39

Sunday 13 July 2014 14:44

Time to go all Adam and Eve and grab a few leaves.

avadakedabra 15

Sunday 13 July 2014 14:43

You should have left some sort of indication for people to know you're home. YDI

Comments

blazerman_fml 17

Sunday 13 July 2014 18:17

Trapped in your backyard naked..Seems like you got the adventure you were looking for after all!!

kamacazi 6

Sunday 13 July 2014 18:34

I can help you get in ;)

choslayer 20

Sunday 13 July 2014 19:24

wish I was there

randome101 12

Sunday 13 July 2014 19:43

You wouldn't be outside tanning in the first place if you thought someone might be home or come home

Chibitalia180 6

Monday 14 July 2014 21:21

They probably didn't.

metalman746 5

Sunday 13 July 2014 19:45

so where is this "secluded" yard and how can i find it...

jdwmoore22 2

Sunday 13 July 2014 21:22

pics or it didn't happen

luffy5677 6

Sunday 13 July 2014 23:24

I'd do something like that once when I was living with my mom I'm living on my own now I came home late and I didn't have a key and I got home at 3 and my mom always locked the door and she didn't come home until 9 and this was in the winter

MysteriousX_fml 10

Sunday 13 July 2014 23:33

It's always a good idea to have your keys with you when you are outside, no matter what.

meepingoreos 6

Sunday 13 July 2014 23:33

There should be a follow up

lina21 12

Monday 14 July 2014 0:37

Tanning naked happens, but what made you think it was a good idea to leave all coverage inside? At the very least, a towel could be used to lay on. YDI