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"Hey, mom, I'm in the yard tanning naked so I can get rid of these dreadful tan lines. Don't lock me out, please!" A note would have caused her mom to look for her.

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in their own home, I dont think OP needed to tell anyone what they were doing. sorry OP, I hope you didnt burn waiting for someone to unlock the doors.

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Honestly she sounded like she didn't know her mom was gonna stop by home. Plus if I was gonna do that I wouldn't think to leave a note either because you think the mom would check before she locks all the doors. And again she sounded like she didn't know so I'm pretty sure she's worried more about tanning naked than thinking "There may be a slight chance my mom will stop home so I should leave a note telling her I'm outside fully naked and tanning"

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Maybe if you're an adolescent they can tell you to "get your ass back home," but OP could very well be an adult that doesn't have to take orders from her parents.

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If you went outside to tan for a while thinking no one would be home, would you leave a note or something?

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I'm not sure about the OP but I always have my phone with me, even when sunbathing. Personally I like listening to music. I would use my phone to call mom and tell her to come unlock my house cuz I was outside but I guess that won't work if OP doesn't have their phone

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#78 Assuming OP tanned in a backyard rather than the front, he/she might not have a key for their backdoor. My backdoor is one of those sliding levers and they don't use a key

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No one does that just because in case a parent comes home randomly from work and locks all the doors. Common buddy you're thinking way after the fact than before it.

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I'm failing to see how it's harder to climb through a window nude than with clothes on. You wouldn't have clothes or buttons catching on anywhere.

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I was thinking of body parts catching. Also, in times I have had to do it, the jeans material helped keep the frame from digging directly into my stomach/thighs.

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That is exactly what I meant. I wanted a follow up hearing what she did, did she burn, yelled out to neighbour or did her mother come home shortly afterwards again.

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33- you're an idiot. whether that's the real "meaning" or not, I did really mean to say guesstimate. I thought I was on fml not "AmISayingTheRightWords R'Us."

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"R'Us"? You're here to buy AmISayingTheRightWords? How nice of the other person to check your vocabulary for free.

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Good advice. She should gather all the twigs and leaves she can and teach herself to weave. It won't help her with the naked thing, but she will have a handy basket to put things in.

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How mortifying! I guess in a way this is a lesson learned - bring a house key when you want to sunbathe nude... (What a strange sentence to say)

It seems you have no choice now. You're gonna have to live in your backyard naked forever. I hope you know how to make a fire without matches.

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