By Anonymous - 13/07/2014 04:08 - United States

Today, I decided to tan naked in a secluded part of my yard, so I wouldn't get tan lines. I even felt adventurous enough to leave my bikini and towel inside. This idea backfired however when my mom stopped home from work, assumed I wasn't home, and locked all the doors before she left again. FML
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Same thing different taste

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Time to go all Adam and Eve and grab a few leaves.

You should have left some sort of indication for people to know you're home. YDI

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lifeofpie25 16

Ok now wait for your mom to see your even tan

Am I the only one who wants to know how you explained that one to your Mum?

Haha that's kind of funny. Really hope your mum came back soon though :/

i just hope that no one saw you naked!

At least it wasn't your father but you might have something to cover yourself if needed I just wonder how you mother didn't realize you were home