you do realize that even if your chain snaps, you still have brakes, right?

ahahaha these two comments made my day

i thought maybe if ur chain dnaps right before u get to a cliff that the pedals would suddenly limp and ud panic and then fall.. lalalalala *snap* *metal sounds* oh no! my foot! ah! no.no.noNONONOWuebfnggwbwjAhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhsplat

I kept expecting it to end with it being stolen. a chain can be repaired. Bike shops have no incentive to stop bike theft. restoring stolen wheels must be a huge percent of their business.

Athough your chain snapped, u could still brake AND simply put the chain back on in a minute?

Always keep tools in your car. A pair of pliers could have solved this. I realize it could have broken in such a way that you couldn't snap them back together, but usually that's not the case. Sorry it broke on you OP.

join a gym. problem solved.

ydi for buying a cheap piece. I mountain bike and it'll take alota cash to get a quality one

Run the bike trail. Problem solved:)

Or start out with equipment a bit sturdier...orrr buy a bike with speeds so you can shift down and not put that much strain on the chain, fatty.

Exactly. Why pay incredible and inane prices to get around when you already have a pair of legs? Also, buying new equipment isn't necessarily the greatest way to get in shape. It's the mindset and the habits that need to change more than anything.

If OP did not have a bike before, buying a bike sounds pretty reasonable since biking is easier on some joints than running ...

I would say if it's their first time exercising in months, going out somewhere to bike would be a poor decision. You have to build your body up and practice, because biking somewhere like a trail with no previous experience beforehand would cause your muscles to ache within minutes. Such a pain would probably discourage the OP from exercising again for quite a while, only putting them further back.

#3 your eyes look drawn, no offence if your a person that takes offence in everything lol

58- looks like burn tool in Photoshop. I've darkened my makeup with it before.

:/ They look drawn? Why would I draw eyes on my face? Do you know many eyeless people? LOL! I don't get offended, don't worry. :)

That. ^

7.5 have sex with loads of sext women

9. Eat fried peanut butter and banana sandwiches. 10. Become obese. 11. Die while on the toilet.

12. Kick a bearded man. 13. Pee through a straw. 14. Gather 73 pine cones.

15: eat the pinecones 16: eat moar pinecones

c-c-c-COMBOOOO BREAKERRR!!!

Don't lie, Pen, you know you want to shoot Trollz. -Runs away and tells on you-

21. die 22. reincarnate 23. repeat process

24. ??????? 25. profit