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Same thing different taste
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On yer bike
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I want to ride my bicycle
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DIY FML
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at least it wasnt "i was riding a bike and my chain snapped right before a was able to stop at a cliff"
i thought maybe if ur chain dnaps right before u get to a cliff that the pedals would suddenly limp and ud panic and then fall.. lalalalala *snap* *metal sounds* oh no! my foot! ah! no.no.noNONONOWuebfnggwbwjAhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhsplat
join a gym. problem solved.
^^^win
Exactly. Why pay incredible and inane prices to get around when you already have a pair of legs? Also, buying new equipment isn't necessarily the greatest way to get in shape. It's the mindset and the habits that need to change more than anything.
I would say if it's their first time exercising in months, going out somewhere to bike would be a poor decision. You have to build your body up and practice, because biking somewhere like a trail with no previous experience beforehand would cause your muscles to ache within minutes. Such a pain would probably discourage the OP from exercising again for quite a while, only putting them further back.
#3 your eyes look drawn, no offence if your a person that takes offence in everything lol
58- looks like burn tool in Photoshop. I've darkened my makeup with it before.
buy something from a real bike shop and not f-ing wal-mart!
what a waste of money...
bahahah u are ment to be unfit its fate....
haha omg dude that blows
1. Disassemble your bike. 2. Reattach the handlebars to a wheel and screw the pedals to the wheel nuts. 3. Become "Boskov the Unicycle Master of the World". 4. Get a circus contract. 5. Use the money to buy yourself your own gym and hire a personal trainer. 6. Now become Boskov the strongest man alive. 7. Eat your unicycle to simultaneously become the toughest man alive. 8. Buy a condo in Florida and live happily ever after.
That. ^
7.5 have sex with loads of sext women
9. Eat fried peanut butter and banana sandwiches. 10. Become obese. 11. Die while on the toilet.
15: eat the pinecones 16: eat moar pinecones
c-c-c-COMBOOOO BREAKERRR!!!
21. die 22. reincarnate 23. repeat process
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at least it wasnt "i was riding a bike and my chain snapped right before a was able to stop at a cliff"
1. Disassemble your bike. 2. Reattach the handlebars to a wheel and screw the pedals to the wheel nuts. 3. Become "Boskov the Unicycle Master of the World". 4. Get a circus contract. 5. Use the money to buy yourself your own gym and hire a personal trainer. 6. Now become Boskov the strongest man alive. 7. Eat your unicycle to simultaneously become the toughest man alive. 8. Buy a condo in Florida and live happily ever after.