Today, I decided to have cereal for breakfast. I poured the cereal in the bowl, added the milk and had a spoonful. Then I realized that my cereal was moving in the back of my mouth. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got out of my bed and immediately stepped into a half-eaten bowl of cereal. FML
Today, I was eating a bowl of cereal and noticed something float to the top. On closer inspection, it turned out to be a mouse turd. I had already eaten half the bowl. FML
Today, I was eating cereal and decided to warm it up to see what it tasted like. So, using a candle in the room I placed my spoon over the flame and waited to see if it heated up. Pleased with my silly experiment, I put the spoon back in my mouth. I now can't talk because of my swollen tongue. FML
Today, I was carrying a bowl of cereal to the couch when my cat ran between my feet. I somehow saved every drop of milk but launched the cereal across the room. My cat immediately ate the cereal off of the floor and then walked away looking like he had planned it. FML
Today, I was having a hard time waking up. When I sat down for breakfast, my chair rocked backwards. I reflexively grabbed out at something to hold on to. Unfortunately, I grabbed the cereal box that was on the table. FML
Today, I'd finally got home from a 15-hour shift at work and wanted to lay down and eat. I poured myself a bowl of cereal, went to my room, and sat it on my bed. My dog then jumped right on my bed and yanked the sheets off, causing the cereal to fly everywhere. FML
Today, I bit into a cereal bar and thought the inside was oddly damp. I took a look at it and saw a maggot worm wriggling around. Its friend was in my mouth. FML
Today, I bought myself an MP3 player. Later, I was laying in bed, listening to music and eating a bowl of cereal, when I went to move the bowl of cereal on the bedside table for some shut eye. I dropped my MP3 player into the leftover milk. FML
Today, I woke up so pissed off that I yelled at my cereal. FML
Today, while rushing to work, I tried eating a yogurt while walking. I tripped on absolutely nothing, flung the spoon behind me, and somehow launched the yogurt straight up. It landed squarely on my head, and it looked like a bird had shat on me. FML
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Top comments
peceout 29
I'm guessing it wasn't cereal.
Pegasustato 20
What a healthy way to start your morning! yeah that sucks OP...
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Comments (132)
Enslaved 38
"Slimy yet satisfying"?
Martinez0285 28
"Taste like chicken "
CARCA55 12
Extra protein! Yum
buckstop1 37
It's already been said at least 4 times now. You're late.
Starham1 14
Wait, some people actually pour the milk in second?
buckstop1 37
You make me sick
brittaaany_93 38
Who doesn't pour the milk in second?!
ImTheAlpha 30
I've never met anyone who poured the milk in first, actually.
soulcrusher11 16
I'm with u here bro. milk first is ten thousand times better
TomSenpai 9
Nothing like a little flavor to kickstart your morning :P
alentecia 9
A lot of people do, I do
FreeTheRainbow 14
I really wanna know what it was...
WitEluded 13
Let's hope it was Rice Krispies and you were just feeling the snap, crackle, and pop. Probably not though...
tremndose 6
THIS HAPPENED TO ME BEFORE OMG
Aseemdawg 18
Well I'm not eating cereal again
annabonanza_ 6
This gave me the chills. Yuck!
gintwinsmoore 20
that's disgusting!!!!