Today, I decided to have cereal for breakfast. I poured the cereal in the bowl, added the milk and had a spoonful. Then I realized that my cereal was moving in the back of my mouth. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got out of my bed and immediately stepped into a half-eaten bowl of cereal. FML
Today, I was eating a bowl of cereal and noticed something float to the top. On closer inspection, it turned out to be a mouse turd. I had already eaten half the bowl. FML
Today, I was eating cereal and decided to warm it up to see what it tasted like. So, using a candle in the room I placed my spoon over the flame and waited to see if it heated up. Pleased with my silly experiment, I put the spoon back in my mouth. I now can't talk because of my swollen tongue. FML
Today, I was carrying a bowl of cereal to the couch when my cat ran between my feet. I somehow saved every drop of milk but launched the cereal across the room. My cat immediately ate the cereal off of the floor and then walked away looking like he had planned it. FML
Today, I was having a hard time waking up. When I sat down for breakfast, my chair rocked backwards. I reflexively grabbed out at something to hold on to. Unfortunately, I grabbed the cereal box that was on the table. FML
Today, I'd finally got home from a 15-hour shift at work and wanted to lay down and eat. I poured myself a bowl of cereal, went to my room, and sat it on my bed. My dog then jumped right on my bed and yanked the sheets off, causing the cereal to fly everywhere. FML
Today, I bit into a cereal bar and thought the inside was oddly damp. I took a look at it and saw a maggot worm wriggling around. Its friend was in my mouth. FML
Today, I bought myself an MP3 player. Later, I was laying in bed, listening to music and eating a bowl of cereal, when I went to move the bowl of cereal on the bedside table for some shut eye. I dropped my MP3 player into the leftover milk. FML
Today, I woke up so pissed off that I yelled at my cereal. FML
Today, while rushing to work, I tried eating a yogurt while walking. I tripped on absolutely nothing, flung the spoon behind me, and somehow launched the yogurt straight up. It landed squarely on my head, and it looked like a bird had shat on me. FML
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Top comments
peceout 29
I'm guessing it wasn't cereal.
Pegasustato 20
What a healthy way to start your morning! yeah that sucks OP...
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Comments (132)
loera1110 6
Sounds gross af
Nevrdai 5
You might want to keep your cereal in a cleaner location...
SyLord 13
I dont care how bad things get, I always look at what I'm eating, or at least in the bowl as I pour it. The thought of little wiggly things in my bowl, that I didn't put in there, is kinda gross. At least they didnt end the story with "it really wasn't that bad, so I took another bite."
eddyinfinity 21
Much more protein that beef
yzzami 17
They've been around for a hundred million years and now they're after you
BloodyMary666 24
Oh my God, what was in there?!?!
secret11_fml 9
At least ur getting some protein ?????
Grazelent_90 16
I know this will be rated badly but we deserve a follow up for this one!
Clinterpottrmus 5
Snap crackle death. nobody gets reference? no? ok :(