Today, I decided to have cereal for breakfast. I poured the cereal in the bowl, added the milk and had a spoonful. Then I realized that my cereal was moving in the back of my mouth. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got out of my bed and immediately stepped into a half-eaten bowl of cereal. FML
Today, I was eating a bowl of cereal and noticed something float to the top. On closer inspection, it turned out to be a mouse turd. I had already eaten half the bowl. FML
Today, I was eating cereal and decided to warm it up to see what it tasted like. So, using a candle in the room I placed my spoon over the flame and waited to see if it heated up. Pleased with my silly experiment, I put the spoon back in my mouth. I now can't talk because of my swollen tongue. FML
Today, I was carrying a bowl of cereal to the couch when my cat ran between my feet. I somehow saved every drop of milk but launched the cereal across the room. My cat immediately ate the cereal off of the floor and then walked away looking like he had planned it. FML
Today, I was having a hard time waking up. When I sat down for breakfast, my chair rocked backwards. I reflexively grabbed out at something to hold on to. Unfortunately, I grabbed the cereal box that was on the table. FML
Today, I'd finally got home from a 15-hour shift at work and wanted to lay down and eat. I poured myself a bowl of cereal, went to my room, and sat it on my bed. My dog then jumped right on my bed and yanked the sheets off, causing the cereal to fly everywhere. FML
Today, I bit into a cereal bar and thought the inside was oddly damp. I took a look at it and saw a maggot worm wriggling around. Its friend was in my mouth. FML
Today, I bought myself an MP3 player. Later, I was laying in bed, listening to music and eating a bowl of cereal, when I went to move the bowl of cereal on the bedside table for some shut eye. I dropped my MP3 player into the leftover milk. FML
Today, I woke up so pissed off that I yelled at my cereal. FML
Today, while rushing to work, I tried eating a yogurt while walking. I tripped on absolutely nothing, flung the spoon behind me, and somehow launched the yogurt straight up. It landed squarely on my head, and it looked like a bird had shat on me. FML
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Top comments
peceout 29
I'm guessing it wasn't cereal.
Pegasustato 20
What a healthy way to start your morning! yeah that sucks OP...
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Comments (132)
abNormal62 23
Mmmmm Protein
abNormal62 23
Spit the little bugger out! Tell him to buy his own damn cereal!
abNormal62 23
Did anybody else Flashback to that scene in police academy one where the guy was eating breakfast cereal?
assassinbanana0 20
No
gintwinsmoore 20
yeah, no...not really.
hammonds92 21
At least it was full of Protein
booze_n_bitches 37
I couldn't think of a more gross way to start my morning! (Although I'm sure other commenters can - worst way to start a morning, anyone?) FYL.
feven 32
Easily. Finish eating the cereal THEN realize the roaches inside the cereal box. Wondering why your cereal was so crunchy?
StreetlightM 9
Getting shot.
buckdharma 38
Your cereal sounds Special, K?
Gillett 23
Sure, if "K" stands for Kreepy Krawly!
ZoroMiHawk 25
An extra dose of protein
roys1girl 18
Snap! Crackle! *puke*
kaitlynlanee_ 10
I'm eating cereal as I read this. FML
meliodafool_ 15
*applause*
chocolatelover96 14
That's it, from tomorrow I'm checking my cereal before I eat it. WTF was in it?