Animals: Today, I decided to bring down a very old fan from the attic....

By Anonymous - 11/07/2014 17:45 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I decided to bring down a very old fan from the attic. I plugged it in, and as soon as I turned it on, tiny spiders were blown all over my room. FML

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By spiderbaby - 06/10/2015 19:43 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I opened a window that had been shut for a couple of months. As soon as I did, dozens of tiny baby spiders blew in with the breeze, and dispersed in my kitchen. FML

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By JustLeaveThem - 25/01/2017 18:00

Today, I was reaching into the floor vent in my toddler's room to retrieve some toys she'd dropped. What I found instead was a clump of large dead spiders. FML

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By lateralligator - 12/12/2014 16:35 - Canada - Whitchurch-stouffville

Today, I took out my old hairdryer and turned it on. I then gave my roommate a show as I ran out of the bathroom, naked and screaming, after a spider was blasted out of the hairdryer and directly at my face. FML

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By eebie jeebies - 30/05/2016 15:31 - United States - Cypress

Today, a spider crawled across my arm. After a quick dance in a fit of panic, I managed to scramble onto my bed. I thought I would stand up to see if I could spot the spider and maybe kill it. I was then promptly knocked unconscious by my ceiling fan. FML

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By Halloweenie - 16/10/2009 08:44 - United States

Today, I took a box of Halloween decorations down from the attic. Inside, were a bunch of fake spiders. I emptied the box onto the floor and the "fake" spiders crawled all over the living room in opposite directions. FML

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By Sting - 26/04/2016 20:49 - United States - Manassas

Today, there was a gigantic wasp in my room. It stupidly flew upwards and got hit by the rotating fan. It then immediately decided to take it's revenge by stinging me. FML

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By roachblend - 12/09/2010 08:00 - Taiwan

Today, I got out our electric fan because it was very hot. A cockroach crawled up behind the frame on the fan and fell into the gap of the frame. It got itself killed by the rotating fan, and had its blended flesh sent flying all over my white polo shirt. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/11/2009 16:57 - United States

Today, my ceiling fan was rocking violently so I turned it off. I stood under it trying to figure out what the problem is, it fell on my face. FML

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By hopelessteej - 28/01/2013 13:55 - Australia - Sydney

Today, someone put a whole packet of glitter on the blades of my ceiling fan. Too bad I only noticed when I turned it on. FML

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By GLX - 02/08/2017 06:00 - United States - Sand Springs

Today, I woke up to the rickety old ceiling fan above my bed crashing down on top of me. I'm fine, however I am now grounded until I can buy a new ceiling fan to replace the one I "broke". FML

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asnakelovinbabe 16

Friday 11 July 2014 23:15

How cute. I love spiders! Seriously though. Don't be too worried. The spiderlings will mostly out-compete one another for food and even eat each other in the process until there are only some left. Also, in their current size, they can't do a damned thing to you even if they were a toxic species, which is highly unlikely anyways.

Flowtastic 16

Friday 11 July 2014 23:17

After it being in storage, for who knows how long, cleaning it first didn't seem like the proper step?

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LuapMere 11

Friday 11 July 2014 23:59

Set your room on fire.

Mauskau 35

Saturday 12 July 2014 0:02

So you could've also had dust and cobwebs fly everywhere, but that apparently didn't cross your mind as you didn't think to clean it first. I gave mine a good clean after getting it out of the garage, it was filthy.

kelsorg 21

Saturday 12 July 2014 0:04

you had all that time to bring it down from the attic and didn't even look at it?

Queen_of_Night 20

Saturday 12 July 2014 0:17

Welp, time to set the house on fire...

SofiaM0517 8

Saturday 12 July 2014 0:19

OMFG, BURN THE HOUSE DOWN

buckdharma 36

Saturday 12 July 2014 0:21

And the children of Arachnia fulfilled a prophecy, that Lo, they would be thrown to the earth and perish. To not be tempted by a happy Med. But to wait to be exalted on Hi, to disperse and multiple, But to beware of the Evil one known as Hoover, who sucketh.