Today, someone put a whole packet of glitter on the blades of my ceiling fan. Too bad I only noticed when I turned it on. FML
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DocBastard
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Edward? Is that you?
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WearingHats
| 14
Sounds magical to me.
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WearingHats
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Sounds magical to me.
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CheeseTron
| 15
Yes, now OP looks like a fairy. He should be happy.
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v1kt4r
| 13
Sounds like Twilight to me
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StalkerChick
| 13
Not magical at all lol. Glitter is the herpes of arts and crafts. OP is always gonna have traces of glitter in his room.
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AbstraktThoughts
| 13
At least it wasn't chili powder!
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rossdavids
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Anyone ever try to Hoover glitter? Just does not work if its carpet
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BlakesHonestLie
| 8
That just sounds amazing. Now I know how to annoy all of my friends and co-workers.
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DKjazz
| 20
Ever gotten glitter in your eye? Sounds terrible.
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graphicstyle7
| 17
LOL, "herpes of arts and crafts" gonna remember that one.
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DocBastard
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Edward? Is that you?
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free2speak
| 14
I was about to say, "No, this is Kesha" but then I realized that OP is a male. Still could be Kesha. I can't say I know for sure if Kesha belongs in the female category.
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WearingHats
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23, your comment is a mess.
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HowAreYouToday
| 34
No. Kesha's a mess. *giggle*
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MelTheGreat
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No, this is Patrick.
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Imhere4fml
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THIS IS SPARTA!
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journeytotheend
| 16
43-that's what I was gonna say
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sens3sfailing
| 24
NOOOO! THIS! IS! PATRICK!
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PenguinBitch
| 43
I was thinking Rihanna. You know when OP turns the fan on and glitter falls he can sing "Shine bright like a diamond".
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fadingaway
| 17
This is sempiternal.
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journeytotheend
| 16
Fuck all for down votes. My name is actually Patrick
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peanutfoo
| 19
86-Or glitter in the air by pink..
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Pyapi
| 20
Maybe I'm just a tad bit morbid, Doc, but I just imagined that Edward was cut up by the fan and the pieces of his body were magically glowing like glitter.
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yresim
| 12
That's not morbid, 119. It's a great idea for the next book in the series (or maybe a fanfic).
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TheOnlyKittyKat
| 15
Damn 91, over reaction much?
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stewpididiot
| 11
This is a recording !!!
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thandidavis
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It's Jake...from State Farm.
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Pleonasm
| 34
Not a fan of sparkling, eh? You wouldn't make a good Edward Cullen.
EDIT: Too fast for me, Doc.
EDIT: Too fast for me, Doc.
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ICastillo
| 24
Hey but girls are a big fan of sparkles. I see OP getting lucky in his sparkly future.
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Charmillionaire
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35 - yeah, with a unicorn.
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ICastillo
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Good thinking #44, unicorns are instant panty droppers.
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sens3sfailing
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And sherbet shitters...mmmmmm, sherbet...
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omfg_creepers
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MAKE IT RAIN!
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itsalanis
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Now your room looks pretty!
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U_GotitDude
| 18
Like you're in a snow globe
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RoboCunnilingus
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Well, I think it's funny. Sounds like this prank went over your head.
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Sir_ND_Pity
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What a way to start your day! All that glitter would make me feel like a princess :3
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MistaBlista
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Hopefully no one thinks you're a twilight character.
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Rob2342
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You should check your ceiling fan more often.
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Misswildsides
| 22
Who checks their ceiling fan?
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CaptainSaveAHoe
| 11
yeah like I'm gona go and be like *sniff sniff*....I smell a fan prank
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kglambert24
| 8
did we forget about sarcasm, my friends?
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Misswildsides
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It could be just me, but that my friend did not sound like sarcasm.
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kglambert24
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didnt know you could hear words on paper. for all you know, it very well could have been sarcasm.
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Fanain
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I wasn't aware the Internet was paper.
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flea_of_death
| 23
Maybe 94 prints off fmls to read else where? And maybe that comment was sent in via snail mail? Yeah I got nothing.
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Spring13
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You dont have have to hear it to know its sarcasms or not. Its very clear that the comment above was not sarcasm just by how its written.
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charvisioku
| 22
Yeah I think it's stupidity rather than sarcasm. It would be a damn weird thing to say sarcastically.
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SuperDanielNL
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Good prank though, now you have an excuse to prank back. Savour that opportunity.