By hopelessteej - 28/01/2013 13:55 - Australia - Sydney

Today, someone put a whole packet of glitter on the blades of my ceiling fan. Too bad I only noticed when I turned it on. FML
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WearingHats 14

Sounds magical to me.

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WearingHats 14

Sounds magical to me.

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CheeseTron 15

Yes, now OP looks like a fairy. He should be happy.

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v1kt4r 13

Sounds like Twilight to me

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StalkerChick 13

Not magical at all lol. Glitter is the herpes of arts and crafts. OP is always gonna have traces of glitter in his room.

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AbstraktThoughts 13

At least it wasn't chili powder!

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rossdavids 16

Anyone ever try to Hoover glitter? Just does not work if its carpet

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BlakesHonestLie 8

That just sounds amazing. Now I know how to annoy all of my friends and co-workers.

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DKjazz 20

Ever gotten glitter in your eye? Sounds terrible.

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graphicstyle7 17

LOL, "herpes of arts and crafts" gonna remember that one.

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free2speak 14

I was about to say, "No, this is Kesha" but then I realized that OP is a male. Still could be Kesha. I can't say I know for sure if Kesha belongs in the female category.

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WearingHats 14

23, your comment is a mess.

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HowAreYouToday 34

No. Kesha's a mess. *giggle*

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PenguinBitch 43

I was thinking Rihanna. You know when OP turns the fan on and glitter falls he can sing "Shine bright like a diamond".

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journeytotheend 16

**** all for down votes. My name is actually Patrick

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peanutfoo 19

86-Or glitter in the air by pink..

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Pyapi 20

Maybe I'm just a tad bit morbid, Doc, but I just imagined that Edward was cut up by the fan and the pieces of his body were magically glowing like glitter.

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yresim 12

That's not morbid, 119. It's a great idea for the next book in the series (or maybe a fanfic).

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stewpididiot 11

This is a recording !!!

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thandidavis 17

It's Jake...from State Farm.

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Pleonasm 35

Not a fan of sparkling, eh? You wouldn't make a good Edward Cullen. EDIT: Too fast for me, Doc.

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ICastillo 24

Hey but girls are a big fan of sparkles. I see OP getting lucky in his sparkly future.

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ICastillo 24

Good thinking #44, unicorns are instant panty droppers.

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sens3sfailing 24

And sherbet shitters...mmmmmm, sherbet...

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U_GotitDude 18

Like you're in a snow globe

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RoboCunnilingus 23

Well, I think it's funny. Sounds like this prank went over your head.

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Sir_ND_Pity 35

What a way to start your day! All that glitter would make me feel like a princess :3

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MistaBlista 9

Hopefully no one thinks you're a twilight character.

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Rob2342 9

You should check your ceiling fan more often.

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Misswildsides 22

Who checks their ceiling fan?

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CaptainSaveAHoe 11

yeah like I'm gona go and be like *sniff sniff*....I smell a fan prank

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kglambert24 8

did we forget about sarcasm, my friends?

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Misswildsides 22

It could be just me, but that my friend did not sound like sarcasm.

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kglambert24 8

didnt know you could hear words on paper. for all you know, it very well could have been sarcasm.

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Fanain 2

I wasn't aware the Internet was paper.

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flea_of_death 23

Maybe 94 prints off fmls to read else where? And maybe that comment was sent in via snail mail? Yeah I got nothing.

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Spring13 12

You dont have have to hear it to know its sarcasms or not. Its very clear that the comment above was not sarcasm just by how its written.

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charvisioku 22

Yeah I think it's stupidity rather than sarcasm. It would be a damn weird thing to say sarcastically.

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SuperDanielNL 23

Good prank though, now you have an excuse to prank back. Savour that opportunity.

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