By gnownayrgnow - 08/05/2011 05:05 - United States

Today, I decided to be extra nice to my girlfriend by washing all the dishes and folding all the clothes. She thought I was being "too nice" and hypothesized that I was cheating on her. FML
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Quasar55_fml 18

As we always say, if she left you just like that she didn't really love you, so that's better that way

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sps50 0

OK so I shouldn't be nice to my girlfriend?

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helloello 2

unless you want her to walk all over you 42! I think Peter griffin says it best in the episode of family guy where Chris dates the girl from the vet.... sorry don't remember line 

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CaptainPickles72 18

Thank you for making this FML post!! I'll show my girlfriend this and it will explain why I don't wanna do the dishes or laundry. In the end she'll think I'm sweet for doing [or not doing (;] anything to not get her to leave!

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girlwithpearls 0

if she accuses you of cheating, then she is probably cheating on you, because she would want the attention turned away from her.

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mdavis0529 14

if she's that jealous & insecure, you're better off! Consider yourself lucky to have gotten away.

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alexFYL 11

She was either projecting... or you are cheating on her. Either way it's time for the end.

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finndizzle 0

time to go get some new poon!!! if she came to that conclusion that quickly then either u have a history of cheating or else she's sucking off your friends and is assuming u are cheating too

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kookiiee 0

no trust. should have dumped her. obviously didn't appreciate it. if u guys were still together I'd probably sit around in the future and do jack cos she doesn't appreciate it

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