Today, I decided to be extra nice to my girlfriend by washing all the dishes and folding all the clothes. She thought I was being "too nice" and hypothesized that I was cheating on her. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, after weeks of my girlfriend complaining that I don't help with the chores, I secretly took a day off work to deal with some that were piling up. When she got home, all she could do was complain about how I hadn't done more. FML
Today, I wanted to surprise my girlfriend by cleaning the entire house while she was at work. I even lit incense to make it extra special. When she came home, she walked in, sniffed, and immediately accused me of "cheating or something" because "only guilt makes you clean this much." She also blamed me for adding more dust by burning incense. FML
Today, I cleaned our whole house. I wasn’t expecting praise, it was just the house needed cleaning so I did it. I also wasn’t expecting my girlfriend to get mad at me for “cleaning everything as a form of passive aggressively criticising her for her not having cleaned the house either.” What? FML
Today, my girlfriend returned from a two day trip. I'd spent the time cleaning the house and working on house projects, so she wouldn't come home and be stressed. She got upset when she got home because the house was clean, and it made her feel inadequate. FML
Today, I was telling my friend about how my boyfriend never does anything nice for me. Confused, she replied, "That's odd, he's always doing nice things for me." FML
Today, my girlfriend accused me of cheating, because I tipped our waitress at dinner. FML
Today, while heading to the bathroom, I saw my girlfriend putting some lingerie under my bed. I stupidly thought it was for some sexy time later. Well, later on, she dramatically "found" the lingerie and broke up with me. Almost everyone believes her story and thinks I'm a dirty cheater. FML
Today, at my girlfriend's place, I cleaned up her room, put candles everywhere, scented the air, and placed rose petals all over her bed in an attempt to be romantic and loving. The first thing she said when she saw all this was, "Uhhhhgg, I'll have to clean all this up." FML
Today, I woke up early to do the dishes and clean up, after having people over yesterday. Now my wife is mad at me because I didn't stay in bed with her longer. FML
Today, my girlfriend actually yelled, "Why are you making this all about YOU?!" after I confronted her over cheating on me. FML
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Quasar55_fml 18
As we always say, if she left you just like that she didn't really love you, so that's better that way
Ryan0510 0
Paranoid bitch
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Comments (182)
charlotte100 2
YDI, that means you never ever do anything remotely nice for her if that was her reaction to you being "nice".
wwefanman 0
that goes to show that woman don't appreciate shit
mexicoman101 6
Cheating was her excuse, you really just hurt her by doing the chores. Women love doing laundry and cooking, because it's all their good at. So she just felt useless and guilty for being a part of the weaker sex when you took away her one true passion. You have to do like I do and never do any work because that makes them feel useful. Trust me, I have a PhD in bitches and bitch etiquette.
j_cat187 20
nice pic
daysofourlives 0
to honestly I would have a talk with her I would just stop her and say I wasn't cheating (assuming ur not or wernt) and try to get her back but ya if it ended that's fast that was just a good reason for her to leave... shame.
Crystalosophy 0
It sounds like there is a general lack of trust in the relationship either from poor communication between you two or due to underlying insecurities.
DJ_Fasn8 0
omg, if that's what it took to end it, was it even worth it?
lovingmylife84 0
ya, in the 30s it was nice of a guy to do housework, but these days women can have jobs so really, when you don't do housework you're a dbag, and when a guy like you does do housework, you're slightly less of one. you deserve it.
EarAcheMyEYE10 2
She's the one that's cheating.... and she's feeling guilty that you are being so nice!!! Confront the bitch!!
lachylarge 0
happened to me too mate. move on the better things.
JulianaS 0
Being nice? Cleaning is as much of a responsability to you as it is for her you asshole. Good thing she left you.
Schlesselman 8
@ #158: if you are a girl your defenitely a bitch If your a guy: Your a dick. How is it a gud thing if she left him for being nice? im pretty sure cleaning for someone else is NOT being an asshole.