Intimacy, Sex, Parents and Contraception: Get out - FML

Get out

By Kicked - 25/02/2025 14:00 - United States

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Today, my dad found condoms in my room and kicked me out of the house. I know I’m 22 but I have nowhere to go. When I told him this, he threw a rolling suitcase at me and told me, “You have somewhere to go now - your boyfriend’s house!” I don’t even have a boyfriend, just casual random hookups. FML

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angus 16

Wednesday 26 February 2025 6:51

Your dad is an asshole

core01 30

Wednesday 26 February 2025 3:03

If you were a son, he would have congratulated you

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core01 30

Wednesday 26 February 2025 3:03

If you were a son, he would have congratulated you

angus 16

Wednesday 26 February 2025 6:51

Your dad is an asshole

JIMMY2CHAINZ_84 2

Wednesday 26 February 2025 15:42

He needs to grow up.

Lost Reggie 21

Thursday 27 February 2025 12:25

I would have commended you for being safe and responsible. Sorry yer Dad's a prick.

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