By dumbassbuffet - 11/11/2011 15:53 - Canada

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Today, I cut my penis on a desk fan. FML
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every1luvsboners 11

Wrong kind of ********, champ.

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Alleged_Cranium 7

You don't quite understand what a ******** is? Do you?

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shootmenow92 0

Damn, what a mood killer.

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Escogome7 0

Dumbass you deserved it why was it near a fan in the first place

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LizzyJH 15

Just... How?! Why were you ******* a desk fan?! Or were you taking the term "********" too literally...

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Gothicbunnyx3 16

on the bright side you can get surgery and get an enlargement

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Bob65803 0

I submit this FYL as evidence that when it comes to ********, you get what you pay for! Ysl & ydi (ydi is dual purpose here: you deserve it and you dumb idiot).

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CourtneyDanielle_fml 9

Masturbating; you're doing it wrong.

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