By Pk45 - 11/11/2011 15:37 - United Kingdom

Today, my young son wanted to rent some movie with talking animals in it for us to watch together. I couldn't say no, but talking animal movies freak me out big time, I either start to cry or feel nauseous. Especially ones with dogs. What is wrong with me? FML
I agree, your life sucks 29 897
You deserved it 8 258

Same thing different taste

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cradle6 13

Face your fear? Grow up? Get a real talking animal to desensitize you? I'm not all that sure.

perdix 29

Because you can't suspend disbelief. I'd freak out if dogs could suddenly talk. Mine would probably tell everyone about the peanut butter!


You don't like WINNING. (Charlie Sheen was in "All Dogs go to Heaven." Look it up.)

I don't want to look it up. I want first commenters to have something funny or intelligent to say, otherwise stop rushing to be first. WINNING is not funny anymore. Never really was...

Im guessing Cats vs. Dogs would be the Blair witch project to you then?

5 - what a shitty situation. Btw this isn't funny either.

In that case, Bambi would be Paranormal Activity.

On the mobile version you can vote twice. Watch bolt :D it'll make you cry

OP, don't look at #23's pic. You might get a heart attack

ajourdhui 0

"let's make music togethaaa!" love that movie

103- I stalked your profile description. Where have you been all my life c:

cradle6 13

Face your fear? Grow up? Get a real talking animal to desensitize you? I'm not all that sure.

leogirl95 12
flockz 19
cash_monkey72 9

A Ferbie could put me in a coma! Don't mess with them, they're scary as Hell

cradle6 13

Yeah I was going to say, ferbies are scary enough to a normal person, I can't imagine how OP would react.

A Ferbie ruined my child hood when it glitched out and made a screeching noise.

not good. Ferbies are creepy enough when they work correctly, so just imagine what it would be like for a Ferbie to glitch out and screech at you. As a kid.

Raivyn_Grimm 9

I have to admit... If I got a job making furbees (as ridiculous as that may be), I would make one single furbee that every twenty or so sayings would say something creepy... like "Let's see how long you can hold your breath! Do you have any plastic bags?" or some such thing. Okay, maybe not one single furbee. But just a few. Am I a terrible person?

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Get ready to get thumbed down. Comments like that are a no-no on here. Lol

fthislyfe 22

OP doesn't hate dogs! He's just afraid of the fact the animals talk (in the movies)

tessie1423 0

You terrible terrible person...

Hey I dislike these cute, furry animals as well... NOT. Sorry I hadn't done one of these in way too long. Feel free to euthanize me now.

xmayne 0

The **** is wrong with you? Thats just like hating bacon.

22cute 17

You're in deep denial of your psychic ability to hear animal communication, particularly dogs.

sparklybetty 0

Should have made your psychologist appointment long time ago, it'll really help :)

Tell the phycologist you have zoolaliophobia or epitaliangiophobia.

Your son seems to have more balls than you. Haha kidding but seriously?!

Why do people always measure strength in balls? Balls are squishy and sensitive. Maybe he should grow a ******, because vaginas take a pounding.

22cute 17

Lol! That's the truth! Good point!

Betty White is that you? Glad you could take time to put in your two cents

Wtf where u doing with ur dick near the blades of a fan!??

Several hours of those darn "buddies" movies should fix that in a jiffy. Or make it several times worse but hey! Try it!