Today, I couldn't see my car in a crowded car park. I pressed unlock on my keys and saw the lights flash. As I walked over I also saw someone run from my car with an armful of my stuff. FML
Collection
Black Friday
70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
Today, my keys disappeared out of my car door during the 50 foot walk to the trash can. When I finally went to security after trying to find them, they said someone drove off with my car right as I walked in the door. FML
Today, I was playfully walking back to my car with my girlfriend. My door was unlocked. I then noticed my car had stuff scattered inside. A bum had just robbed and ransacked my car. FML
Today, I lost my keys while at the supermarket. I franticly back-tracked through the store, asking everyone I saw along the way. They eventually showed up, right where I left them... in my unattended car, the engine still running. There was an announcement made over the PA system. FML
Today, I accidentally left the handbrake off in my car, got out, locked it, and started walking away. Then I heard a loud noise and looked over my shoulder and the car was gone. Of course, it hit the only other car parked in the street. FML
Today, I was walking to my car when I saw a large man walking behind me. I hurried to open my car as he was approaching quickly, but the door wasn't unlocking and I panicked. I then realized that it wasn't even my car. As I walked away from it, he walked up and unlocked the door. FML
Today, I parked my car to go inside to grab my wallet than I'd forgotten. In the short time it took me to do that, someone broke two of my car's windows. FML
Today, I was leaving the mall. I Instinctively hit the unlock button on my car keys from across the parking lot. Little did I know I was making it a whole lot easier for the guy breaking into my car. FML
Today, I locked my car. I put the key in my bag when suddenly my car began to roll backwards. I tried to get the key out of my bag but couldn't find it, and with the other hand I tried to stop the car. The worst thing was that some dumbass was watching me and didn't help. FML
Today, after a long workout I come back to my locker, to find my lock had been cut. I looked inside realizing my phone and iPod had been stolen. If that wasn't bad enough, my keys were gone. I ran out to the parking lot to find an empty spot where my car had once been parked. FML
Today, I locked my keys in the car while the car was running because I got out to get the parking ticket attached to my windshield. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
thecore23456 19
Why wouldn't you press the lock key?
themysteriousfox 18
Damn. Sorry OP. Any chance you can get what got stolen covered?
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (94)
novdestiny 23
jeebus OP, where do you live?!
apcsox 18
Why the **** did you hit unlock instead of lock to make it beep for you?
elizacandle 29
you're supposed to beep it closed
militarybrat 21
YDI. always press the lock key. Does the same thing.
Hippo14 3
....well that didn't work out like you planes now did it
peaceablerook 20
that's why u hit the lock button
bigdaddyeric 37
Liar
somelildude 14
This is why we can't have nice things ...
eibhlyn5 13
hey, at least you still got your car
Randomish6 16
Why does everyone assume that there is also a lock button and an alarm button? Got a car with just one button on the key, press it and it either locks or unlocks the car, depending on if it is already locked or not.
Shade1982 21
Because most cars with a remote have those. It is possible yours does too, have you tried holding that one button? Sometimes it's not that obvious. For example, on my car, holding the close button also closes any windows I may have left open. A lot of people don't even know that.