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By DBZ - 20/02/2012 15:53 - United States

Today, I couldn’t have a conversation with my fiancé unless it was about Dragon Ball Z. FML

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Arxikist 3

Monday 20 February 2012 19:06

Suggest playing with his dragon balls.

Da_Bauss435 8

Monday 20 February 2012 19:06

yell "KA ME HA ME HA!!!" and punch him in the face

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mylife47 0

Monday 20 February 2012 19:34

It could've been worse -___- like Teletubies

pagullarka 9

Monday 20 February 2012 20:40

I totally agree

RedPillSucks 31

Monday 20 February 2012 19:41

How did you manage to convince him to be your fiance, without having a conversation? I can't imagine how that went.

rubberduckie94 13

Monday 20 February 2012 19:42

How did your relationship get this far without you realizing this op?

ohmandapants 16

Monday 20 February 2012 19:44

Just today or every day? Because if its everyday...you knew what you were getting into.

brianjman14 22

Monday 20 February 2012 19:49

Does he say stuff like this during sex: "Suck my dragon balls!" "Here comes the eternal dragon, Shenron!" (when he pulls out his dick.) "Fu-SION! HA!" (when he enters you.) "Kame-Hame-Ha!!!!" (when he finishes.)

djohnson0891 0

Monday 20 February 2012 19:50

You must have the coolist wife ever as long as shes not bitching about taking out the trash...or washing dishes..then it sounds like a win to me..lol

xMiss_Maggot 7

Monday 20 February 2012 19:52

can't blame him dragon ball z is awesome

darkforce146 5

Monday 20 February 2012 19:57

So tempted to say "It's over 9000!". I won't though. But DBZ is a good show. A lot of people grew up with it as kids. I did and I still watch it from time to time. It's your basic story of good vs. evil. Not to mention the characters were all lovable and memorable.

mongoose313 2

Tuesday 21 February 2012 19:00

You just did?

CaineSorren 0

Monday 20 February 2012 19:57

I want your fiancé. NOW.

richieflow 3

Monday 20 February 2012 20:12

Jacked on life right now

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