Today, I couldn’t have a conversation with my fiancé unless it was about Dragon Ball Z. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, my girlfriend berated me for my "lack of communication skills", all while deeply engrossed with something on her phone. FML
Dad jokes, part 43884
Today, I met my girlfriend's dad, who it turns out is such an anime nerd he decided to overplay the "idiot overprotective dad" character all afternoon, including making the dramatic faces, playing theme music from his phone, and at one point threatening my genitals with an oversized foam battle axe. FML
Today, my husband started a conversation with, "In Pokémon…" and ended the same conversation with "…and that's why we should divorce." FML
Today, I had the most intelligent conversation I've ever had with my boyfriend. He was getting really in-depth about subjects like biotechnology and gamma radiation. I soon realized he was only referring to the Incredible Hulk. FML
Today, was trying to have an adult conversation with my fiancée but she's always on her phone, so I sent her a text message instead. Relationship goals. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I reached that point in our relationship where just a simple phone conversation was too boring. His idea to spice things up? Playing Minecraft together. FML
Yeet the guy
Today, I was trying to set up a date with my boyfriend of two years, but he said he didn’t want to, and then to interrupted me to talk to his friends on Discord. FML
Today, my fiancé nervously sat me down for a "serious chat". The chat wound up with him asking if we could postpone our wedding, because his World of Warcraft guild had a raid scheduled for the same day. FML
Functional
Today, I knew my son was obsessed with Anime, which is fine because he has a job, and seems like a functional human being, but this afternoon he sent out invites to all our relatives to a virtual reality wedding, where he will marry some sort of nonexistent cartoon girl called "Wife Fu." FML
Priorities
Today, I wanted to spend some time with my girl, but she was more interested in her phone and 90 Day Fiancé. Bored, I went to play video games. Ten minutes later, she came looking for me and yelled that I clearly prefer video games to her. FML
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Arxikist 3
Suggest playing with his dragon balls.
Da_Bauss435 8
yell "KA ME HA ME HA!!!" and punch him in the face
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Comments (231)
hawkey126 0
Problem?
Candice0687 0
Lol what its he 12? Fyl
PierceMePretty 0
Umm, best fiancé ever? I think so!
Kog_Hiro 17
Hey, are you that Freezer guy? I'ma punch you in the schnooze.
tlheller 0
DRAGON BALL Z IS THE BEST SHOW EVER!!! Your pretty lucky to have a fiancé like that
Gogetajh 3
are you a female? if so, WE should get married If not, no ****, but we should just be z-fighter friends
NERDSUNITE92_fml 8
Lol, I loved DBZ growing up but now I'm like WTF when I'm watching it but it's still entertaining.
Gogetajh 3
i lov it more since ive gotten older
Kog_Hiro 17
Hi, I'm Nappa, and this is Vegeta. He was a prison bitch
ShutUpAndStare 7
I see wut you did thar :3
immaMonsta 8
So you're complaining about ONE conversation? Jeez, get over yourself. DBZ was (and still is) an awesome show. If you don't want to talk to your fiancé
immaMonsta 8
Darn, I meant that if you don't want to talk to your fiancé, then go talk to one of your friends about Power Puff Girls (which is still awesome) or something.
BoiWonder 5
YESS
TColby 12
DBZ ftw