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By DBZ - 20/02/2012 15:53 - United States

Today, I couldn’t have a conversation with my fiancé unless it was about Dragon Ball Z. FML

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By hopeless - 14/02/2015 20:04 - Canada - Halifax

Today, my girlfriend berated me for my "lack of communication skills", all while deeply engrossed with something on her phone. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/05/2020 14:00

Today, I met my girlfriend's dad, who it turns out is such an anime nerd he decided to overplay the "idiot overprotective dad" character all afternoon, including making the dramatic faces, playing theme music from his phone, and at one point threatening my genitals with an oversized foam battle axe. FML

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By PokeWife - 06/02/2013 13:38 - United States - Omaha

Today, my husband started a conversation with, "In Pokémon…" and ended the same conversation with "…and that's why we should divorce." FML

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By cubs44fan - 04/03/2014 23:25 - United States - Indianapolis

Today, I had the most intelligent conversation I've ever had with my boyfriend. He was getting really in-depth about subjects like biotechnology and gamma radiation. I soon realized he was only referring to the Incredible Hulk. FML

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By ozzy - 06/11/2016 09:18 - United States - Campbell

Today, was trying to have an adult conversation with my fiancée but she's always on her phone, so I sent her a text message instead. Relationship goals. FML

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By Minecraftwhyyy - 22/08/2012 15:13 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I reached that point in our relationship where just a simple phone conversation was too boring. His idea to spice things up? Playing Minecraft together. FML

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By Lorbibo - 14/01/2021 17:00

Today, I was trying to set up a date with my boyfriend of two years, but he said he didn’t want to, and then to interrupted me to talk to his friends on Discord. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/06/2011 23:16 - United States

Today, my fiancé nervously sat me down for a "serious chat". The chat wound up with him asking if we could postpone our wedding, because his World of Warcraft guild had a raid scheduled for the same day. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/12/2023 05:00

Today, I knew my son was obsessed with Anime, which is fine because he has a job, and seems like a functional human being, but this afternoon he sent out invites to all our relatives to a virtual reality wedding, where he will marry some sort of nonexistent cartoon girl called "Wife Fu." FML

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By Anonymous - 22/06/2009 04:35 - United States

Today, my boyfriend called me and I told him about the AnimeCon I'm attending, and that I wanted to go as Sailor Mars, he told me he had no idea what that was. After being mad for about ten minutes, I realized that I wanted to break up with him over not knowing what Sailor Moon was. FML

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Arxikist 3

Monday 20 February 2012 19:06

Suggest playing with his dragon balls.

Da_Bauss435 8

Monday 20 February 2012 19:06

yell "KA ME HA ME HA!!!" and punch him in the face

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Darkruler 5

Monday 20 February 2012 23:00

And the problem here is...

ElmoSmurf 3

Monday 20 February 2012 23:35

you have an awesome fiance! i wish i had someone to talk to about Dragonball, but NOOOO everybody is interested in the newer, crappier, cartoons. **** Society

Gogetajh 3

Tuesday 21 February 2012 1:03

i agree, same problem here, those bastards #FML

TColby 12

Tuesday 21 February 2012 5:05

Agreed.

hamtaro331 0

Tuesday 21 February 2012 0:01

Are you sure it's not my obsessive brothers?

Bladian 5

Tuesday 21 February 2012 0:14

48, you can't tell me the Cell Saga wasn't amazing. Being a kid and watching Gohan blow cell out of the water? C'mon.

musicluvr2000 11

Tuesday 21 February 2012 0:31

Then talk about it if you are so desperate

tessfoshow 0

Tuesday 21 February 2012 0:37

that's how it should be!!! dragon ball z is the best

antwon86 4

Tuesday 21 February 2012 3:10

Marry me^

buzz009x 4

Tuesday 21 February 2012 0:42

Holy shit! This sounds like my future self!

Akharr01 5

Tuesday 21 February 2012 0:57

Pokemon is waaaaaay better broski

skylarbee 8

Tuesday 21 February 2012 1:00

Your fiancé is rad:)

carbuncle776 12

Tuesday 21 February 2012 1:03

say ill make your onyx use harden.

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