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By DBZ - 20/02/2012 15:53 - United States

Today, I couldn’t have a conversation with my fiancé unless it was about Dragon Ball Z. FML

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You deserved it 7 530

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By hopeless - 14/02/2015 20:04 - Canada - Halifax

Today, my girlfriend berated me for my "lack of communication skills", all while deeply engrossed with something on her phone. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/05/2020 14:00

Today, I met my girlfriend's dad, who it turns out is such an anime nerd he decided to overplay the "idiot overprotective dad" character all afternoon, including making the dramatic faces, playing theme music from his phone, and at one point threatening my genitals with an oversized foam battle axe. FML

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By PokeWife - 06/02/2013 13:38 - United States - Omaha

Today, my husband started a conversation with, "In Pokémon…" and ended the same conversation with "…and that's why we should divorce." FML

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You deserved it 4 524

By cubs44fan - 04/03/2014 23:25 - United States - Indianapolis

Today, I had the most intelligent conversation I've ever had with my boyfriend. He was getting really in-depth about subjects like biotechnology and gamma radiation. I soon realized he was only referring to the Incredible Hulk. FML

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You deserved it 6 147

By ozzy - 06/11/2016 09:18 - United States - Campbell

Today, was trying to have an adult conversation with my fiancée but she's always on her phone, so I sent her a text message instead. Relationship goals. FML

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You deserved it 1 151

By Minecraftwhyyy - 22/08/2012 15:13 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I reached that point in our relationship where just a simple phone conversation was too boring. His idea to spice things up? Playing Minecraft together. FML

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You deserved it 6 742

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By Lorbibo - 14/01/2021 17:00

Today, I was trying to set up a date with my boyfriend of two years, but he said he didn’t want to, and then to interrupted me to talk to his friends on Discord. FML

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You deserved it 153

By Anonymous - 03/06/2011 23:16 - United States

Today, my fiancé nervously sat me down for a "serious chat". The chat wound up with him asking if we could postpone our wedding, because his World of Warcraft guild had a raid scheduled for the same day. FML

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You deserved it 10 764

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By Anonymous - 15/12/2023 05:00

Today, I knew my son was obsessed with Anime, which is fine because he has a job, and seems like a functional human being, but this afternoon he sent out invites to all our relatives to a virtual reality wedding, where he will marry some sort of nonexistent cartoon girl called "Wife Fu." FML

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You deserved it 151

By Anonymous - 22/06/2009 04:35 - United States

Today, my boyfriend called me and I told him about the AnimeCon I'm attending, and that I wanted to go as Sailor Mars, he told me he had no idea what that was. After being mad for about ten minutes, I realized that I wanted to break up with him over not knowing what Sailor Moon was. FML

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You deserved it 84 513

Arxikist 3

Monday 20 February 2012 19:06

Suggest playing with his dragon balls.

Da_Bauss435 8

Monday 20 February 2012 19:06

yell "KA ME HA ME HA!!!" and punch him in the face

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nenaboricua1221 2

Tuesday 21 February 2012 1:14

I loove dbZ it's all I talk about too :] and Duh way better then pokemon!!

GETxAxLIFE 0

Tuesday 21 February 2012 1:46

Been there done that with my umm.. Friend that I tend to meet in bed. XD

rachbat00 0

Tuesday 21 February 2012 2:21

OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!

Bebbo_fml 21

Tuesday 21 February 2012 2:23

It's time you dump him so another otaku can get with him.

BearBear1213 0

Tuesday 21 February 2012 3:04

This man has his priorities straight.

jad07 0

Tuesday 21 February 2012 3:05

Maybe cause Dragonball is the $h¡T

jad07 0

Tuesday 21 February 2012 3:07

You should tell kah meh ah meh ah when are at your peak in bed

old09 11

Tuesday 21 February 2012 3:28

You make this sound like its a bad thing DBZ rules

okay859 2

Tuesday 21 February 2012 3:30

I don't understand why your life sucks. Dragon Ball Z is awesome

FMLx10O 0

Tuesday 21 February 2012 3:33

pokemon sucks ass compared to dragon ball and that man is the smartest person ever

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