FML : Today, I decided to try something new and sign up for an online dating service, since I can't meet a decent guy in person. The first guy I talked to told...

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Today, I decided to try something new and sign up for an online dating service, since I can't meet a decent guy in person. The first guy I talked to told me he used to be in a mental hospital for obsessing over a girl, then told me he would be dreaming of me that night. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By CreepedOut - / Sunday 29 August 2010 19:45 / United States

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By Freeze_fml | 16

#1319507 - Monday 30 August 2010 1:25

Don't use eHarmoney.

The guy was probably joking about his condition and you took it the wrong way. Don't be so harsh.

By bellus | 0

#1319642 - Monday 30 August 2010 1:42

i don't get the pun.

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By Freeze_fml | 16

#1319507 - Monday 30 August 2010 1:25

Don't use eHarmoney.

The guy was probably joking about his condition and you took it the wrong way. Don't be so harsh.

Freeze_fml | 16

#1319564 - Monday 30 August 2010 1:30

It was a pun.

FFML_314 | 11

#1319639 - Monday 30 August 2010 1:42

Bunnyhunny felt really good for a second.

bellus | 0

#1319642 - Monday 30 August 2010 1:42

i don't get the pun.

heynow00wellthen | 0

#1319665 - Monday 30 August 2010 1:47

hahahahaha that made me laugh xD he sounds like a keeeepeerr!

remy3106 | 10

#1319705 - Monday 30 August 2010 1:55

^ creeper**

FFML_314 | 11

#1319717 - Monday 30 August 2010 1:57

Lol, I know. I wasn't meaning it in a bad way. People feel good when they can correct a Grammar Nazi! I know I do. :)

comedychick | 0

#1319750 - Monday 30 August 2010 2:02

lmfaooooooo that's scary and slightly disturbing that's one of my biggest fears..

buzz18 | 7

#1319753 - Monday 30 August 2010 2:02

creeepperrss, who says that when first talkin to someone?

FFML_314 | 11

#1319794 - Monday 30 August 2010 2:10

Well when you do it intentionally, it's not as fun.
Ah what the hell.
*What

sourgirl101 | 22

#1319800 - Monday 30 August 2010 2:11

28 lmao! It's been almost ten minutes and no one has jumped down your throat yet? Is the world coming to an end? (:

FFML_314 | 11

#1319810 - Monday 30 August 2010 2:14

skroal | 7

#1319833 - Monday 30 August 2010 2:20

This is the most confusing set of comments today.

As for the OP, eh, just don't log back on to whatever site you used.

dusthawg | 4

#1319857 - Monday 30 August 2010 2:25

like the new pic Remy!

flakes_fml | 0

#1319881 - Monday 30 August 2010 2:32

haha that's punny

Oscar_Wilde | 0

#1319888 - Monday 30 August 2010 2:33

Maybe the guy was pretending to be Edward Cullen.

redoxy_fml | 0

#1319943 - Monday 30 August 2010 2:45

#24 that's necromancy!!

kirbinator | 0

#1320048 - Monday 30 August 2010 3:18

hide yo kids hide yo wife and hide your husband cause they rapin erbody out here

PimpdaddyCJT | 13

#1320103 - Monday 30 August 2010 3:34

lol ^^^^

2an1a | 4

#1320138 - Monday 30 August 2010 3:41

#52...that dude was soo funny....he made me laugh so hard

KiddNYC1O | 20

#1320233 - Monday 30 August 2010 4:16

lmaoo 52 win

BahahahLOL | 0

#1320284 - Monday 30 August 2010 4:37

give him a chance :'(

rowerforlife | 0

#1320538 - Monday 30 August 2010 6:11

omg 52! that guys hilaaaaariouuus!

bonicr | 0

#1320706 - Monday 30 August 2010 7:08

I don't get the pun, 7 can you explain?

term164 | 0

#1321645 - Monday 30 August 2010 10:17

LOL worked perfectly.

EricErection69 | 0

#1322137 - Monday 30 August 2010 13:04

19 bother do i

TibbysMusic | 1

#1322510 - Monday 30 August 2010 16:04

For everyone who didn't get the pun:

EHarmony costs tons of money, but they don't tell you tht until after you finish the hours long survey.
So he put EHarMONEY instead EHarmony.

Jebbus people.

bonicr | 0

#1323520 - Monday 30 August 2010 21:56

Ohhh I get it now...

By JayBear14 | 11

#1319534 - Monday 30 August 2010 1:28

i hate when guys act so attached, that would freak me out, i feel for ya.

underaegis | 0

#1321616 - Monday 30 August 2010 10:12

yeah but if it's a girl that's really attached it end up as... guy: we need to talk girl: sure honey guy: your to clingly don't come over to my house more than once a week unless it's for sex. girl: fine then... you'll just have to come to mine