By CreepedOut - 29/08/2010 19:45 - United States

Today, I decided to try something new and sign up for an online dating service, since I can't meet a decent guy in person. The first guy I talked to told me he used to be in a mental hospital for obsessing over a girl, then told me he would be dreaming of me that night. FML
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Freeze_fml 16

Don't use eHarmoney. The guy was probably joking about his condition and you took it the wrong way. Don't be so harsh.

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Freeze_fml 16

Don't use eHarmoney. The guy was probably joking about his condition and you took it the wrong way. Don't be so harsh.

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FFML_314 11

Bunnyhunny felt really good for a second.

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heynow00wellthen 0

hahahahaha that made me laugh xD he sounds like a keeeepeerr!

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FFML_314 11

Lol, I know. I wasn't meaning it in a bad way. People feel good when they can correct a Grammar Nazi! I know I do. :)

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comedychick 1

lmfaooooooo that's scary and slightly disturbing that's one of my biggest fears..

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buzz18 7

creeepperrss, who says that when first talkin to someone?

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FFML_314 11

Well when you do it intentionally, it's not as fun. Ah what the hell. *What

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sourgirl101 28

28 lmao! It's been almost ten minutes and no one has jumped down your throat yet? Is the world coming to an end? (:

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skroal 7

This is the most confusing set of comments today. As for the OP, eh, just don't log back on to whatever site you used.

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Oscar_Wilde 0

Maybe the guy was pretending to be Edward Cullen.

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kirbinator 0

hide yo kids hide yo wife and hide your husband cause they rapin erbody out here

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2an1a 4

#52...that dude was soo funny....he made me laugh so hard

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BahahahLOL 0

give him a chance :'(

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bonicr 0

I don't get the pun, 7 can you explain?

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term164 0

LOL worked perfectly.

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EricErection69 0

19 bother do i

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TibbysMusic 1

For everyone who didn't get the pun: EHarmony costs tons of money, but they don't tell you tht until after you finish the hours long survey. So he put EHarMONEY instead EHarmony. Jebbus people.

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JayBear14 11

i hate when guys act so attached, that would freak me out, i feel for ya.

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underaegis 0

yeah but if it's a girl that's really attached it end up as... guy: we need to talk girl: sure honey guy: your to clingly don't come over to my house more than once a week unless it's for sex. girl: fine then... you'll just have to come to mine

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Primus_fml 0

That just means you're hot :D! Unless he has a weird fetish.

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Jessi_the_sexii 0

he probably has a bondage fettish. He ties girls to his bed.. and never let's them go :0

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idkmyusername 0

lol, sounds like that new rihanna/eminem song

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That_Guy_Jake_JR 0

Her brother calls her sexy. True story. Ask her. Yes. :)

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FFML_314 11

I would not want my brother calling me sexy. Very strange.

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Jessi_the_sexii 0

it's because a special Ed kid used to call me that so my brother uses it as a joke to make fun of me

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TheOptimist 0

Are you sure it's a joke? I'm pretty sure I smell incest in this relationship.

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Jessi_the_sexii 0

I'm sure lol. my brother only calls me that on ocasion it's more my friends than anything haha.

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TheOptimist 0

Phew, that's a relief. I've seen enough incest today already, and it's 1:00a.m.

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KiddNYC1O 20

you're welcome Jessi

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iron_chefITALY 0

he's a keeper

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Schizomaniac 24

It was me. I WILL be dreaming of you tonight. 0_0

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primadonna9396 16

Yeah... YDI for not expecting shit like this on a dating website.

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UpYoursInAdvance 0

LMFAO... sounds like my kinda guy LMFAO

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