Ever seen that episode of the Simpsons when moe said that and then it zoomed to a girl on the other side of the world and she kills herself?

Good episode.

Well I guess we know who the ugly friend is...

52, was that necessary whatsoever?

Wrong FML, young chap.

*forever available.

11- that's quite a shiny lining you got there...

12 - thats quite a motavational picture you have there!

#40, that's quite a nice chair you got there!

69- that's quite a nice circle you got there!

12, 40, 69, and 70; enjoy this combo break that I wrote over here.

That's... Quite... A nice combo break you got there?

#75 that's a smart chimpanzee you got there

*Baboon wrong animal

Yeah, get some more confidence:) maybe you just seemed more down to earth and easy to talk to. That's a good thing!

Hi c:

Lol 61 is trying to flirt on the Internet. Look at this idiot.

the ending of Dodgeball just played through my head.

My pokemon bring all the girls to the yard, and they're like wanna trade cards, darn right, I wanna trade cards, I'll trade you this but not my charizard.

My homework brings all the Asians to the yard, and they're like "it wasn't that hard."

66- omfg that is hilarious haha

Heineken?! Jager is the best wingman.

Not Dos Equis? The most interesting man in the world could set you up with Chuck Norris if you wanted.

Hey, gimme a break; I think I did pretty good for rushing to comment. I mean, it's a lot better than putting "Eeiiigghhtthhh!!!!1!!!1!!!!"

No, no. Jack and Jose are the best wingmen . . . though they do have trouble getting along at times :)

Wait a minute, so your saying that in order to boost your self esteem, you should find uglier friends? You are screwed up in the head.

Yeah! Screw friends based on personality! Base it on personal gain! Be as shallow as tea spoon and life will get better. Trust this noob ^

Well I'm a guy...I'm saying my close friend did this and she found herself being more confident, and confidence is half the game!

... So, you say your best friend got an ugly best friend just to make herself feel better... And this is ok? Really?

Sounds like your friend could do better to befriend a therapist rather than poor people to degrade or use. You make it sound like this is something she told you worked for her like she just went and got a new hairdo and clothes or something.

Sounds like a delightful girl. I'd be worried she was doing the same to me.

Molly is that a mini hippopotasnakecrab in your profile pick?

So by saying that your best friend purposely got an ugly best friend... Are you admitting that you're ugly? I thought "confidence is half the game."

It sure is, mr Bond.

Smart, smart, smart girl but you should read profile genders. I'm a guy. Most girls utilise their best guy mate as a barrier to stop other random guys hitting on them, not as a way of attracting guys :S Also she did this before I was friends with her, and she would never have had the confidence to speak to me if she hadn't done what she did initially. Everyone can be a bit of a douche when they're growing up but I have found a close and lasting friendship because of her actions so screw you all! :)

Screw you too douche

bc every guy at a bar isn't good? In case you haven't heard the entirr purpose of a bar is to meet people, I suppose a library would be even better than a coffee shop since that was established for social gatherings

You can find your soulmate in almost any place in the world.whether a bar or a chatroom someone is there for someone.its a matter of them wanting the male/female and doing whats necessary to get that person.