By misc - 8/2/2009 02:31 - United States
Today, I accidentally unplugged my headphones in the quiet section of the library, causing my music to play from my laptop at full volume. I was listening to Celine Dion. I'm the captain of the football team. FML
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By  jkqd  |  0

Don't let these assholes get you down. Celine Dion is horrible, just absolutely horrible, and any decent person would be utterly mortified to be caught indulging in such a disgusting act as voluntarily listening to her "output" (I refuse to call it music).

Also, as to the "I'm the captain of the football team" -- people are being jerks about that. He wasn't saying he's superior or held to a higher standard, but Celine Dion makes music that plants big fat tears in the eye ducts of big fat old ladies, and the captain of the football team is kind of the opposite of that. Also, if any of you were there for this in high school, you know you would have told people, "the captain of the football team was just listening to Celine Dion in the library." That alone justifies his comment.

And I was a nerdy white kid who loved Latin in high school, so believe me when I say there is NO bias here.

By  Sure_Thing  |  0

Who cares what kind of music a football captain is "supposed" to listen to? I'd laugh just as hard at Celine Dion for listening to Celine Dion. Regardless of who you are, she sucks.