Work, Customers, Gross and Restaurants: Drama alert!

Drama alert!

By I pray for the meteor - 13/01/2023 12:00

Today, one of the human-shaped piles of shit my restaurant serves found a hair in her food. Normally, these fuckwits piss and moan and demand free food, but this sack of filth turned out to be such a drama queen that she puked all over the table and cried so hard she needed an ambulance. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/02/2016 20:37 - United States - Brookhaven

Today, my 45-year-old child of a mother made such a dramatic scene over finding a hair in her food that the initially apologetic owners ended up kicking my family out. FML

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Hair-raising

By what the fuck????? - 17/02/2022 16:01 - United States - Denver

Today, while at a restaurant, I watched in horror as my daughter picked a hair out of her food and continued eating it. FML

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By notmine - 20/04/2014 02:39 - India - New Delhi

Today, I work at a food joint as a chef, and a customer found a long strand of hair in her food. The manager blamed me, even though I'm bald. FML

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By militarywife2b - 14/12/2009 20:23 - France

Today, at work, I watched a man throw up in his hands, dump the contents on his plate, then eat the things it "didn't touch." I had to wash his plate. FML

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Bad hair day

By ewwgross - 20/05/2011 23:29 - United States

Today, at my hairdressing job, my first client of the day came in for a cut. Her hair smelled awful, and when I asked her why, she informed me that she'd gotten trashed with some friends the night before, and one of them had puked in her hair. She came to me to get it cleaned out. FML

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Fussy eater

By germaphobe - 19/08/2021 20:59 - United States

Today, my kids and I went to have dinner with a coworker. After everyone ate, the kids went to play while I helped clear the dishes. To my horror, instead of individually wrapping the kids leftovers, she scraped all the uneaten food back into the main pots. I wanted to puke on the spot. FML

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The scene

By Goober - 05/06/2023 06:00

Today, I found a curly hair in my fries at a restaurant. It was disgusting, so I screamed at my waiter. To my surprise, they kicked me out of the restaurant for, "making a scene". They wouldn’t even replace my fries. When did the customer stop being right? FML

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The cliché is true

By Anonymous - 30/09/2009 21:22 - Canada

Today, I went to a restaurant for lunch. I began to eat when I noticed a blond hair in my food. When that happened, I went up to the counter and began complaining about their hygiene. When the manager insisted no one that works there had long blond hair, I realized that it was my hair. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/05/2016 02:20 - United States - Exeter

Today, my mom was "that" customer at the local drive-thru. She slipped into attention whore mode and bitched the guy out for not giving us extra fries. He said she didn't ask for any, which was true. Instead of apologizing, she swore at him and floored the gas, sending our drinks spilling all over me. FML

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You little…

By thathottchickk - 13/12/2011 22:43 - United States

Today, I volunteered to cater an event at school. A little girl asked for a big slice of cake so I gave it to her. She then puked everywhere and her parents blamed me and made me clean it up. The little girl sat there smiling at me while I cleaned. FML

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RichardPencil 30

Friday 13 January 2023 13:07

Maybe you ought to wear a hair net.

vchan 20

Friday 13 January 2023 13:44

Maybe she has a psychological trauma around foreign objects in her food? You seem VERY quick to judge.

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RichardPencil 30

Friday 13 January 2023 13:07

Maybe you ought to wear a hair net.

vchan 20

Friday 13 January 2023 13:44

Maybe she has a psychological trauma around foreign objects in her food? You seem VERY quick to judge.

TeaTimeAbyss 20

Friday 13 January 2023 17:17

With workers like you, I wonder what the service is like. Hopefully you change jobs and start working as far as possible from other people. YDI.

delicious 7

Saturday 14 January 2023 16:43

Wow all the judgey people commenting obviously haven’t worked retail. She was clearly just an attention seeker wanting to make a scene

SJKatt 15

Saturday 14 January 2023 19:12

I am just blown away by the people who think this woman definitely must have been faking. Yeah, people suck. But they suck more when you assume the worst in every scenario. Maybe she has triggers, or a past trauma, or even just a bad phobia of having bits of body in her food. Sure, we can't know for sure either way, but the way this is written is so entirely demeaning and dismissive. Unless she turned and smiled at you on her way out or something, you suck.

Rake 13

Monday 16 January 2023 14:52

is this seriously how you think about your customers? finding hair in your food is disgusting. And it sounds to be not a rare occasion in your restaurant. Maybe instead of name calling and insulting, take responsibility and take care of the hygiene level of your establishment?