Love: Today, I confessed to my roommate of 4 years that I'm in love... - FML

By thatsnice - 09/12/2014 21:19 - United States - Warwick

Today, I confessed to my roommate of 4 years that I'm in love with her. Her response? Sticking her tongue out at me and blowing a raspberry. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/03/2015 11:04 - Netherlands - Dronten

Today, I worked up the courage to tell my girlfriend that I love her. She made a face like she'd just sucked on a lemon and said, "Um... yay, I guess...?" and awkwardly left the room. FML

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By womanlover12345 - 18/07/2011 16:05 - Spain

Today, I finally told my girlfriend of four months that I love her. Her response was, "Uh... thanks?" FML

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By HighasaCloud - 30/04/2012 16:01 - United States - Elkhart

Today, I finally built up the courage to confess my love to the girl of my dreams. She turned me down. When I asked her about all the recent receptive behavior toward me, she replied, "I thought it'd be funny." FML

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By lovesucks - 01/09/2009 12:52 - Australia

Today, I finally got the courage to go up and ask out the girl I have loved for a couple of months now. After she said yes, I was over the moon and ran home to tell my roommate. The next day, I saw her making out with another man. When I confronted her, she said "Oh, you were serious yesterday?" FML

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By music man - 25/02/2012 00:50 - United States

Today, I told my girlfriend of two years that I love her. She replied, "Um, I don't mean to be rude, but can you just shut up?" FML

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By scotto - 23/02/2009 01:21 - United States

Today, I kissed my girlfriend and she tasted like a cigarette. I don't smoke. She doesn't smoke. My roommate does. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/11/2009 04:13 - United States

Today, I told the woman that I've had a crush on for some time how I felt. She laughed so hard that water sprayed from her nose and hit me in the face. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/10/2015 09:44 - United States - Atlanta

Today, I leaned over my sleeping girlfriend, kissed her cheek and told her I love her. She punched me in the ear. FML

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By WHY - 01/04/2016 00:58 - United States - Fairfax

Today, I planned on "breaking up" with my best friend by confessing my love for her, hoping she would feel different and move on. She reciprocated. FML

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By Oraashi - 26/06/2012 17:18 - United Kingdom - Stoke-on-trent

Today, I confessed my feelings to the girl I've been in love with for three years. Her response was to well up, start crying, and ask me why I had to have chosen her. FML

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akorpija 12

Wednesday 10 December 2014 7:29

Awkward situations lead to awkward responses! Or maybe she was too nervous to say it back!

patrickeli 15

Wednesday 10 December 2014 7:31

It was a defense mechanism... It wasn't as trivial to her as she made it seem.

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chachi45 11

Thursday 11 December 2014 7:22

was she avoiding the fact that you said that or what?

CarouselHeart 11

Thursday 11 December 2014 20:21

YDI, that was kind of an awkward situation to put her in, especially if you're still living together.

HorrorJr 26

Thursday 11 December 2014 21:37

Ask her out ?

Jack_Me_Off_Jerk 5

Friday 12 December 2014 4:25

lot's of fish in the sea.

stife7 13

Friday 12 December 2014 4:42

Whats blowing a raspberry?

CougeeSwagg 19

Saturday 13 December 2014 2:11

Elektra Complex is kicking in.

Nykiridoll 3

Sunday 14 December 2014 3:54

You know, you might be surprised. When my roommate told me he thought he was falling in love with me, I had been in love with him for years. I thought he was kidding-so I told him just because he was horny didn't mean I was going to **** him. It took almost four months, lots of talks, and almost ruining our friendship to realize he was serious.......and I had been looking for signs. Sometimes we just don't know what to say.

Autism_Mummy 16

Sunday 14 December 2014 14:42

She Sounds immature....

TroubleTake2 11

Wednesday 24 December 2014 2:42

Sheeeeee's a keeper!

EpicCrazyBitch 12

Sunday 15 March 2015 18:38

You should've done it back to her!

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