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By jordeshting - 22/06/2011 15:28 - United Kingdom

Today, I complimented a girl on her stockings pattern. Turns out she wasn't wearing stockings. FML

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By AndieApocalypse - 03/06/2011 04:21 - United States

Today, I was complimented on my hat by two different people. I wasn't wearing a hat. FML

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Being nice is so 1968

By Anonymous - 23/06/2017 01:00 - Saudi Arabia

Today, I decided to do something nice and compliment a stranger. I told a girl that I liked her skirt and that it looked good on her. She just rolled her eyes at me and said, "I'm not gay". FML

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By Anonymous - 01/02/2011 02:39 - United States

Today, I politely complimented a stranger's excellent posture. She responded by saying "I have a metal rod in my back." FML

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By That Guy - 01/11/2014 12:58 - United States - Tampa

Today, I realized why the lady I had complimented the night before on Halloween about her amazing one-armed costume, looked so hurt. She is literally missing an arm. I'm an asshole. FML

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You tried

By Anonymous - 22/01/2021 00:01 - Australia

Today, my colleague was wearing a beautiful dress. I decided that I had to go over and compliment her. As I walked over, my coffee cup flew out of my hand and onto said dress. She had to go home and change, and my boss had to cover for her. FML

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Kinda sus, dude

By Anonymous - 12/10/2021 11:00

Today, I found ladies knee-high socks that weren't mine. I don't even own a pair of knee-high socks. After bickering back and forth with my boyfriend, he said, "Actually now that you mention it, I thought they were yours and I put them there." FML

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By Rose - 15/06/2012 05:54 - United States - Tenino

Today, I was at the mall with my friend. A lady came up to us and told my friend that she could be a model. Then the lady looked at me and said, "Oh... Nice shoes." FML

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By anonymous - 11/06/2015 14:37 - Canada - Calgary

Today, my boyfriend and I were downtown when he pointed to a girl and said he wished I dressed more like she did. She was obviously a hooker. FML

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By noname - 04/01/2009 05:39 - France

Today, I went shopping with a friend. She went to try some clothes on and came out to ask for my opinion. "Hell no! That shirt is awful!". She wanted to show me the pants. The shirt was hers. FML

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By Randomspaghetti - 15/09/2016 21:11 - United States - Lehi

Today, a cute guy complimented me on my legs. I, being the awkward person that I am, panicked and replied, "Thanks, I grew them myself." FML

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iAmScrubs 19

Wednesday 22 June 2011 19:11

Your stockings pattern is quite intriguing young lassie.

MrSassypants 32

Wednesday 22 June 2011 19:11

Sunburn or camouflage?

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shutupK 0

Wednesday 22 June 2011 20:43

mmm.. excuse me miss but I couldn't help but notice your.. mmm.. scrumptious stocking patterns... could I bend over mmm and get a closer look? oh? not stockings you say? mmm... still very nice indeed.

jpretz 1

Thursday 23 June 2011 5:39

Mmm yes I agree

dancebabe34 0

Wednesday 22 June 2011 20:49

so what were they then? just extremely hairy legs?

jazzyjada10 6

Wednesday 22 June 2011 20:51

what does op mean?

amerwin 3

Wednesday 22 June 2011 20:55

orangutang prostate

iLoveBoobies21 0

Wednesday 22 June 2011 21:27

obsessive prostitute.

CateXOX 0

Wednesday 22 June 2011 23:40

Obvious Penetration

tripleshame 3

Thursday 23 June 2011 2:15

oppressive politician

jazzyjada10 6

Friday 24 June 2011 6:07

what does it really mean?

iLoveBoobies21 0

Wednesday 22 June 2011 21:20

too much man hormones? hairy legs? lol

johnnyredcorn 5

Wednesday 22 June 2011 21:28

Kankles ?

hoopster42 0

Wednesday 22 June 2011 21:47

hahahahahahahahah that sux bro

Infinity_Kuzy 0

Wednesday 22 June 2011 21:49

LOL! Owned

Tektite 14

Wednesday 22 June 2011 22:18

How could you mix that up?..

julialoves0521 0

Wednesday 22 June 2011 22:45

ouch!

xx_Sarah_xxxxx 6

Wednesday 22 June 2011 23:00

I seriously hope this doesn't mean she had hairy legs!! i'll never understand why some girls refuse to shave

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