By jordeshting - 22/06/2011 15:28 - United Kingdom

Today, I complimented a girl on her stockings pattern. Turns out she wasn't wearing stockings. FML
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Same thing different taste

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iAmScrubs 19

Your stockings pattern is quite intriguing young lassie.

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skittlesxmonster 5

Am I seriously the only one who knows this is a quote from an episode of the suite life of zack and cody?

XPlasticSmilesX 0

that must've been a shave gone wrong or maybe she had like a bad wax -_-

ManaUser 0

So did she have some kind of bizarre--yet visually interesting--skin condition? Or just tattoos? Because unless it's the former, this mistake doesn't strike me as all that awkward.

Then what were they? because surely I would have liked to be born with in grown neon stockings.(:

sex_and_drugs 11

I would almost say that's fake, I swear I've heard it in a movie or something

So her legs were patterned...? This almost seems made up

Bitches and their fish net leggings hanging on the corner in daylight? Prosti-hot.. It's the best sun screen today!